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Just put them all in a box the same way as thin mints. Too much plastic tagging along.

Shoulda dumped Kendall Jenner years ago

Fate of the universe on the line, laser beam pointing at the earth, I want Landry SHAMET

I truly hope our first child is a boy because it will be named Devin Booker Flegenheimer

I have never woken up to so many texts in my life. Thank you to all who are participated and thank you to mikaela who wasn’t upset I woke her so early.

So when they play these football games in London is the field in yards or meters

Pretty bold of the suns to sign all NBA first team superstar devin booker to replace Chris Paul at point guard

Where’s the petition to never have the broncos on prime time again

Luka and I have the same body type and I am fat

At least the pelicans were good at basketball

Book would average 36 if he got a third of the calls luka gets. Crazy that he can still cry every time he doesn’t get a call.

Nothing worse than that chik fil a commercial where the employee asks that guy “what’s the deal with always getting 3 ketchups” and the guy just responds with facts about the number 3. More than 2, less than 4?? That doesn’t answer the Q. Idk might be wrong crowd with this one.

Imagine your team being so bad you have to root for a back up center for the clippers who hits bank shot 3s

Peeeeepoooooppppepepoopooo