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papaya 🦇 vampire

@flitter__mouse

peculiar papaya eating vampire @goodypango

Joined June 2025
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was walking home and passed an arcade I used to go to. I walked in to see if they still have beatmania, and who do I see but MICHAEL Michael pulls me aside and says “hey you were singing with us” and tells me he owns this place and gives me free games auspicious night
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I got abandoned in Chinatown, no English anywhere. I walk into some random place and they’re clearly shocked a white guy entered eventually another white guy walks in an I was a little relieved then some chinese guy goes “Oi Michaer!” and Michael starts fucking speaking chinese
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they forced me to sing lady gaga “bad romance” and different old chinese ladies keep bringing me these things
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I got abandoned in Chinatown, no English anywhere. I walk into some random place and they’re clearly shocked a white guy entered eventually another white guy walks in an I was a little relieved then some chinese guy goes “Oi Michaer!” and Michael starts fucking speaking chinese
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I got abandoned in Chinatown, no English anywhere. I walk into some random place and they’re clearly shocked a white guy entered eventually another white guy walks in an I was a little relieved then some chinese guy goes “Oi Michaer!” and Michael starts fucking speaking chinese
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A fascist performatively played his PSP on the train today
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with wired earbuds
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woke more correct?
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Replying to @camhigby @basedinmalibu
@camhigby @basedinmalibu
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Abused remote worker still checking slack after clocking out at 2pm
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Abused zoo bear still circling in an imaginary cage after being freed
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literally nobody group 2&3 on this plane, they just put us all in 4-9
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“Well, Time to Start Another Week.”
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It seems that, for all the evidence we have, Chris O'Neill is more of a pedophile than Jeffrey Epstein
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🎃の魔女 今日はわたしが主役✨
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HappyHalloween🎃🐈🍬
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ハロウィンわくわくな小悪魔ちゃん
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That said, I did like the recruiter from the job I actually took. She always referred to herself in the third person and send me emails like "Hello from Wendy :)", and ask to call me randomly It felt more like a house elf than an HR lady
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I was seriously asked to do the thing where I filmed myself alone in my room talking about my resumé (the paper wasn't enough?) I actually think talking to google gemini would have been preferable. It's probably a better judge of fitness than most recruiters
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I was seriously asked to do the thing where I filmed myself alone in my room talking about my resumé (the paper wasn't enough?) I actually think talking to google gemini would have been preferable. It's probably a better judge of fitness than most recruiters
turrible tao (@turrible_tao) profile pictureturrible tao@turrible_taoOct 30
Its so annoying ppl cant process how bad it is unless the broken process adds ai lol
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