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Memes 🖤 Socially awkward 😌 JEE aspirant+KOTAite= 💩

Mostly toh tension m rehta hu
Joined June 2017
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Ab to aadat si hai mujhko ese jeene ki ;____;
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The biggest benefit of online shopping : Variety ❌ Low Price ❌ Home Delivery ❌ No Human Interaction ✔️
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Son: Dad why is my sister's name 'Sushi' Zakir Khan: Because your mom loves 'Sushi' Son: Oh ok thanks dad Zakir Khan: No problem, 'Badal'
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When you're extremely bad at maths and can't do engineering Log(kya)⁴ + log(kahenge)⁴ =4log[(kya)(kahenge)]
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"Main shunya pe sawar hun" @Zakirism's first poem performed for the first time at #JashneRekhta
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Amazon : What are you looking for? Girls :
Amazon : What are you looking for? Single launde :
When your friend says "bhai fail hu mai to" but ends up getting 90%
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When someone says coffee is better than chai
Priya ne apne Sakht Launde @Zakirism ko bhi nahi chhoda!
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Me: ladki mil gayi... Friend: aur ladka Me: wo udhar bhaaga...pakad saale ko #JaiBajrangdal
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In that ABCDEFGHI song from Hum Saath Saath Hain, Salman Khan's driving the bus (hehe). And his eyes are everywhere else but on the road. Fir baad me bolega ki uska driver bus chala raha tha.
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