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I feel like I'm never going to use this.

Joined December 2013
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Meagan Flom retweeted
i love when i mention one of my favorite emo bands and people are like “oh wow what a throwback i listened to them when i was a cringe baby bitch in middle school” and im like damn. i listened to them this morning
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Meagan Flom retweeted
Don't overhydrate today. Take care of yourself and make sure you're drinking plenty of coffee or diet coke.
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We ate dinner at Olive Garden tonight with Knuckle Puck.
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the trader joe’s parking lot? you mean the most dangerous place on earth?
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My oil painting of the McChicken
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me on November 1st
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hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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the perfect day doesn’t exi—
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Meagan Flom retweeted
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
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Thinking about how cows don’t know I say “cows” every time I pass by them and that I’m their biggest fan
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Meagan Flom retweeted
friends will be like “this made me think of you” and then send you the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen in your life
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And I can never watch anything to where.
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Meagan Flom retweeted
we need a 3 day weekend: 1 for errands 1 for social activities 1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease
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It me
Say you’ll remember me Standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset babe
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I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket
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Meagan Flom retweeted
how fast was that duck going
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garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
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