Moved to @flowblok@tech.lgbt. I'm keeping this account alive, but don't expect me to be here.

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Want to know how we eliminated tens of millions of connections and reduced almost all churn to backend servers? Check out our latest blog about subsetting connections in Zuul. netflixtechblog.medium.com/c…
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Reinventing Backend Subsetting at Google: Our goal was to design an algorithm with reduced connection churn that could replace deterministic #subsetting as the default backend subsetting algorithm. queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=… @flowblok @junyer
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if you said this in an interview for literally any job you would be laughed out of the room for faking having any experience whatsoever
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Replying to @flowblok
@flowblok – at Neutral Bay, Sydney
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another week goes by, and here is a one page rpg about being a drag queen in a high-speed vehicle-based blood sport tournament reality show
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A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine 🧵
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Open letter from @TeachersFed re Mardi Gras rejecting parade application
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I took dad for a walk this afternoon! And then we got back home! I still had plenty of energy and wanted to play, not sure why he seemed disappointed by that... 🐶🐾 instagr.am/p/Cf5wmoLpF9m/
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did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
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Hello new friends! My dads made me make new social accounts so you can tell me how adorable I am! P.S. you’re all imaginary until I can smell you! instagr.am/p/CfFuNZYp7Ro/
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One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
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Excited to share my first foray into music-making hardware! The Abacuysnth is designed to be easy and fun to play regardless of musical background -- it's a physical implementation of some ideas I've been experimenting with in software. #synth #synthesizer #hardware #music #dsp
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Sure, you could post on Stack Overflow, OR pay 10% of your salary for a 20 person off-broadway production of "cryptodaddy47, You Are Wrong About C Pointers (and Everything Else)"
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Replying to @developerjack
This is what happens when @flowblok isn’t around to supervise you, huh? – at Belmore, Sydney
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Some friendly advice Julia - beware a D/PM selling his "softer" side at a time your party is looking for l'ship
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