@FluffSuit

I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social

 United States
Joined January 2018
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I love these humans. I want that love to last forever. Like I don’t even care when I cease to exist. I just want that love and joy they bring me to persist in the universe. The wonderful things about them and the delight I have with them to carry on through time and space….
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Guys. Two doctors confirmed it. I got the HhhhhWoopin’ cough. Like it’s the fucking 1800’s.
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Thought this was the no men cockhole ammonia again. But it’s a new thing entirely
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⨷ Justin 𓅃ͯˣₓ🥪@JMKaay23h
2 dogs 1 bun
2 hot dogs, 1 bun. honey mustard

ALT 2 hot dogs, 1 bun. honey mustard

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This is the skill set of killers of the future. No amount of tacticool black rifle drinking chudness with gucci gear will save you from a vape addict cat boy who can do this.
Elyel 🎮Ω
@elyelgowOct 25
A melhor gameplay de avião do GTA San Andreas.
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They misspelled HERO.
RT@RT_comOct 24
AERIAL FOOTAGE shows HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST DESTROYED by FIRE — 33yo SUSPECT ‘GERMAN CITIZEN’ ARRESTED
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RT@RT_comOct 24
AERIAL FOOTAGE shows HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST DESTROYED by FIRE — 33yo SUSPECT ‘GERMAN CITIZEN’ ARRESTED
RT@RT_comOct 24
HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST set ABLAZE — BILD SUSPECTED ARSONIST ARRESTED — FLAMES SEEN from KILOMETERS AWAY
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Just trying to buy something on marketplace and then some lady is asking me if I want “Zelle” her. Excuse me?
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Everyone should understand that I don’t know what Zelle is. It sounds naughty.
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I like my rice with the furry cock.
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Think I mispronounced this.
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leslie
@le5l1e_Oct 25
Replying to @TPointUK @NickTenconi
Counting or not counting lactose intolerance?
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So you’re telling me Linda ronstadt’s breakout hit “Different Drum” was written by that guy from the Monkees? Boy did that guy get short changed.
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⨷ Justin 𓅃ͯˣₓ🥪@JMKaayOct 25
gumbo omelet —> the GUMBLET
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Thinking I should get back on instagram. Lot of irl loved ones on there. If you see me follow you over there I swear I’m not stalking you. It already found a couple of you guys somehow even though twitter isn’t connected. Creepy.
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Type a shi I’m on on the gram
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Buddy is a little sad this morning
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsredOct 25
“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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Watching old stuff.
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First you make a roux
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Then you make a puke
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Then you make a gumbo
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