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@foconut_

aubrey | 24 | feminist marxist transsexual pervert dyke | nonmonog | @lesbiandevourer for mutuals ONLY

 she/her | DC
Joined December 2020
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4 years on estrogen today btw :)
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ron@chadbuskin919h
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nintendo anti-hawk tuah reveal
Eeveechuster (@eeveechuster) profile pictureEeveechuster@eeveechuster14h
Fucking cackling at all the anti woke Nintendo fans NINTENDO SAYS QUEER RIGHTS BABY! AND ALSO FUCK NAZIS AS WELL!
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H4LLOW33N SPO1L3RS 1TS ST1LL 4 WORK 1N PROGR3SS THO >:]
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white people can look so frightening sometimes
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker202415h
#MichiganSenate Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed detroitnews.com/story/news/p…
Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers for Senate

Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers for Senate

Jason Turkish, a Democratic mega donor, described his decision to back Republican Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed as "putting country before party."

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everybody get more lesbian. everyone become lesbian
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for the preservation of my mental health i need to eat pussy soon
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katie_moder 🕷️@kat_moderOct 27
call my dick Feedback the way I'm trying to leave it in her box below
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it’s what they call “tuesday”
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kinda forgot that i get really good lighting in here during sundown i need to be taking advantage of this more often. to take more thirst traps obviously
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this is doing numbers on first grade twitter
❦ (@emopervertgirl) profile picture❦@emopervertgirlOct 26
been staring at this for awhile bc wdym 1 multiplied by 1 isn’t 2. Like that doesn’t make sense; I have a donut and I multiply that donut by another donut: now I have 2 donuts.
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sighhhh me and who
May (@AutumnMayyy) profile pictureMay@AutumnMayyyOct 27
Idgaf I’m still thinking about this scene
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awzie@awzieeeeeeOct 27
All i need in life is a beautiful sapphic to smack my butt while i make them breakfast in the morning
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why is this even a real position. shadow senator i get but we already send a delegate to the house and they can at least like. do things there. shadow rep is just a completely unnecessary fake position
joy-con eater (@foconut_) profile picturejoy-con eater@foconut_Oct 26
dc general elections are so fucking boring but that also means you can kinda goof around with it with zero consequences. like fuck it i’m writing in barack obama for united states shadow congressman who even gaf anymore
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why is it homestuck font
Zach Despart (@zachdespart) profile pictureZach Despart@zachdespartOct 26
By far the coolest part of the Texas Election Code is the chapter allowing astronauts, many of whom live around Houston, to vote from space. 🚀🌕👨‍🚀
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george takei and william shatner will live forever. out of spite for each other
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look i too miss the whimsy of the wii/3ds/wii U menus but you’ll never get me to give a shit about themes or whatever because i use my switches to actually play games and not stare at menus
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i have a huge library and can load up any game i want in mere seconds it’s Really Not A Competition between the two
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dc general elections are so fucking boring but that also means you can kinda goof around with it with zero consequences. like fuck it i’m writing in barack obama for united states shadow congressman who even gaf anymore
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i don’t even remember what the quoted tweeted was but yeah this feels on brand for me
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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