fortune favors the bold

Joined June 2019
Mentally I’m still here.
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9 beers
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This my favourite trend rn
broke up with my gf cuz my boss's daughter was feeling me
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I drank another beer
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I’m still holding grudges from Elementary school
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Me and bro started goofing off at work
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Ex told me she’s preggers with her bf but I’m telling that child I’m his father.
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This is the greatest trend in wrestling twitter history 😭😭
Just saw four people arguing:
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Failed a drug test at work and got suspended for two weeks without pay.
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I’m in tears son
broke up with my gf cuz my boss's daughter was feeling me
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Is there a more cucked fanbase?
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Max Muncy didn't mince words (via @Alden_Gonzalez)
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My wife is in Long Beach and sends me this text. 30 seconds later I open instagram and see @fooawp insta story 🤣😭😭
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Came across this gem. Such a fucking clean & sick sequence every single time.
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Replying to @nypost
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LMAOOOOOOO HE SOLD MY PARLAY😭😭😭
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Resident Evil 🤍
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i suck at flirting. can i buy you car parts and we install it together while we blast creed in the garage? 👉👈
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EVERY TIME 😭😂
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