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I will NEVER own another @Chrysler EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. The brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee 4xE I bought has been nothing but trouble & @Chrysler is a joke of a fucking company that does not stand behind their product. My car is a year and a half old & dead in my driveway.

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There’s never a wrong time to jizz in your pants.

My niece is 18 months old and I was babysitting tonight while her parents went to a wedding. I was told that she likes to be sang to when she’s falling asleep. My dumbass couldn’t think of a children’s lullaby so my poor niece got to fall asleep to me humming the Star Wars theme

Is it too late to get in on selling feet pics?

Thank god for NyQuil. Amen.

Please help my dear friend if you are able.

Boycott @Lowes! There is a cat wearing a little dress in the garden center at Lowe’s on Sawmill Rd in Columbus. There have been multiple offers of help for this cat from area rescues, but Lowe’s has called in pest control instead. SICKENING. @Lowes, you’ve lost my business.

#fibbage UVQL

Foot porn.

Update: still need a sugar daddy.

Fucking OBSESSED with @HardyMusic. And I finally just got to see the greatness live. 😍🔥

“Not all heroes wear underwear.” @halleturner_