foozie

SURELY NOT 🤯🤯🤯

Nah, cut all his limbs, make him into a thumb, gag his mouth open and let dudes use him as a hole

When there’s rust on the roof, there’s usually water in the basement

My very smart friend did a deep dive on another reason to hate ESPN’s fantasy app. If you’re not happy with your win% in your matchup this week I suggest giving this a read before the noon slate kicks off 👇🏻

I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.

Can confirm this works.