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you're seeing a consistent pattern:
- Fortinet: people bought bc of AI cybersecurity 'emergency'. turns out 4q decelerating, management price sensitive. stock -25%
- ServiceNow: AI SAAS transformation requires forward deployed engineers, turns out 4q is decelerating - stock -25%
- Google: spent entire time on TPUs and AI, going FCF negative while its core business (ads) is - you guessed it, decelerating in 4Q. stock -13%
this was after youtube was supposed to be killing Netflix (stock -44% over past year)
- Robinhood: big agentic push, Monthly active users sequentially decelerating.
meanwhile the consumer sector (big ad buyer) is in beast mode. Cheesecake factory 15% comp, Chili's 10%. Norwegian cruise lifts full year guide - passengers up 22% year over year (983k vs 900k expected).
which begs the question: if you have RSI, and AI is the future why are you underperforming fried mac n cheese sales or cruise billings in the middle of a war. like what are you actually investing against
so company after company is going full tilt into AI, and not really getting a return - just as everyone is
1] locking in to multi year memory contracts (which is part of the price sensitivity fortinet noted)
2] going FCF negative
3] ready to absorb $2-4T of public equity issuance from the labs
meanwhile market rejoices when Oracle *cuts back* investment guidance in data centers.
Labs on fund raising roadshows are saying the new demand story is that software and hardware are insecure and need to be completely refactored for AI era. Which is just an expense, with no revenue acceleration - which brings to the macro question of 'is productivity going to accelerate'
right now sub 2.5% - needs to be above 4% sustainably for debt dynamics to work out. if everyone has to rewrite their software to address cyber threat environment, and banks get hacked constantly (which is apparently the bull case for labs?) - you enter unustainable fiscal situation and decelerating growth which was buttressed by AI infra investment which (per Oracle) is likely to decel
even at macro valuation level, China is far ahead of Europe in AI (non controversial). Hang Seng Tech index trades at 10.5x forward PE while French stock market (CAC Index) trades at 14x while Chinese 5 year yield is 1.3% and France is 4.3%
so there's a completely believable world in stocks where you get a lot more inference, and a lot more AI, and multiples decline or costs accelerate. which seems like Blasphemy in SF but if you just listen to public companies seems closer to a base case
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Big Cat is on the warpath against Arizona Cardinals owner Michael Bidwill and lists some of the shitty things he has done as owner over the years:
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Replying to @buccocapital
"Ahh shit man wtf, my stupid chungus carry will never vest because my entire business plan relied on refi-ing 7 turns of debt at the same sub 1% base rates when I underwrote the deal, SOFR is never sniffing sub 3%, it's fuckin over for Me, I'm gonna buy a services biz"
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If anyone out there is feeling depressed, bad, or feeling sick or anything… i want you to know that I am not feeling those. Welcome to Day One of Croatia Daygame Bootcamp. This is Cowboy and he’s about to do 100 cold approaches.
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The worst thing the enormous market returns of the last few years did for retail investments into real estate syndications is what it’s going to do for them over the next 10
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Hello Twitter, this is RVC's mom. He received his exploding offer from Apollo (1mil before salary + carry) this afternoon but unfortunately did not respond in time and it detonated in his apartment. He is in stable condition and should recover soon. Thanks for your kind words.
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I want to own 10,000 companies. I have 400 right now. I have a private equity firm that's racking up new companies every week. Private equity and everything. I want to own companies in every single industry. 10 years from now I want to be the entrepreneurs economist.
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I already know software about to trade Monday like Khamenei’s administration had 50K Jira seats god damnit
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My day is 6am to noon, and I'm not crazy, you're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours just like some dude in a cave did 300 years ago. My second day starts at Noon and goes to 6pm, that's day 2. The next day is 6pm to midnight. What I have done now is changed and manipulated time. I now get 21 days a week. Stack that up over a month Im gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year, you're toast. Stack that up over-
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Alternative Investments coming to your 401K?
@jclarkson203 of @ProsekPR joined @ReustleMatt to break down the implications:
- Sizing the opportunity for Alt Managers
- A brief history on alts regulation
- Risks/Rewards for investors
- What strategies fit best
Enjoy!
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Nvidia sells chips to Nebius to sell to Microsoft to sell to openAI all for OpenAI to burn 100bn between now and 2029 so I can ask digital god for company primers and get answers in paragraph format pulled from seekingalpha dogshit
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Boomers will literally wait in a hotel line to tell someone at the front desk that they are "checking out" instead of just going home.
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Dudes are putting deals closed/AUM in their bios when Miyamoto Musashi went 60-0 (sword kills) by the age of 30 in the early 1600s
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simple 15 cell cash-on-cash calc that gets you to within 100bps of the IRR of the full model anyways
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At first, I was just looking for a good deal, cheap debt, maybe a little value-add.
But then I got hooked. I started chasing leverage like a junkie, bridge loans, mezzanine, anything with an interest only term.
After a thousand deals, I realized…I didn’t want to just buy real estate.
I wanted to be real estate.
But then I found Radar.
Now, I’m just trying to detach from the cycle of suffering…
though, I still miss that cheap money, man.


















