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creampie her call that loading the dishwasher
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She carved a message into the dirt of my rear window. Months later I'm tracing her gloved handwriting, keeping it fresh under new layers of grime. When it finally rains, I think I'll wreck the car.
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I like when people tell me they dream about me. It is very comforting. Thank you
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Going to someone’s house and their dog is jumping all over you
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This is me btw 🤨
Yes or no to my body type? Be honest
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Nothing care nothing matter
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whenever i replay in my head all the nice things a guy has done for me i start feeling like an abused sheltered dog
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Don’t look down …
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Yo
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why won't God blow up the sun? do my prayers mean nothing to him?
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Every time we discover P=NP they just reset the universe.
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if you are pure of heart, your opps will perish
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Your toothbrush will going to betray you
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This is your permission from the universe to do that thing you want to do but haven’t because it’s “wrong” or “selfish” or “illegal in 47 states” or “the worst of the officially prohibited Church heresies,” etc. Do it.
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Unfortunately I’m only gonna get hotter
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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I’ll post butt tomorrow !
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