@foreverstros

houston astros-related nonsense • opinions are my own

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baseball isn’t ready to go into a hibernation of undetermined length just yet
MLB
@MLB2h
BEN WILLIAMSON WALK-OFF RAYS SURVIVE!
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and the “we’ll see you later tonight” was cold
jackson@foreverstros2h
I respect that Joe Davis assumed the Joe Buck mantle of having a few catchphrases he pulls out with decent frequency, “turned this game upside down” and “fasten those seatbelts” being some staples
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I respect that Joe Davis assumed the Joe Buck mantle of having a few catchphrases he pulls out with decent frequency, “turned this game upside down” and “fasten those seatbelts” being some staples
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much has been said about the advertising and presentation choices made by Fox in this postseason, but my god man. Just an amalgamation of everything wrong with our society intertwined with the fate of your favorite sports franchise.
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no I was kidding please stop
Bob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 26
Houston Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…

Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job

Astros interview big name for open executive job as shake-up continues.

usatoday.com
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Oh my goodness gracious that J Dub injury was horrible
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jackson@foreverstrosOct 21
I’d like to believe that Jim Crane was just told about Driveline as an organization and searched up people on LinkedIn with it in their resume
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I mean the jokes write themselves
Bill Shaikin@BillShaikinOct 24
Column: As a kid, this World Series starter rooted for the Astros. Then he learned they cheated. latimes.com/sports/dodgers/s…

Commentary: As a kid, this World Series starter rooted for the Astros. Then he learned they cheated

Brewers World Series pitcher Logan Henderson grew up cheering for the Astros, but he reluctantly concedes their cheating scandal alters the 2017 title.

latimes.com
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Spurs run ruined by egos Cowboys are a laughing stock Astros are run by two old geezers sports don’t even matter at the gates of the kingdom of heaven
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I’d like to believe that Jim Crane was just told about Driveline as an organization and searched up people on LinkedIn with it in their resume
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Bob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 20
Milwaukee Brewers assistant GM Matt Kleine, who has been with the Brewers organization since 2007, has emerged as a serious candidate for the Houston Astros' GM vacancy.
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a small market world series with aura. You don’t see anyone doomposting about how the markets are too small like everyone did in 2023. Because these teams are actually good.
MLB
@MLBOct 20
The World Series matchup is set! Either the Brewers or Rays will win their first championship 🏆
World Series 2026, Presented By Capital One Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers A spooky Halloween-themed graphic with the World Series trophy in front of an orange-hued moon with bats flying around in a dark night sky. The words "2026 Fall Classic" are also visible in the sky. On the left is a cityscape of St. Petersburg and on the right is a cityscape of Milwaukee. Text of both team name as well as "TB vs. MIL" are scattered around the graphic. Pictured: On the left side are cutouts of Junior Caminero, Yandy Díaz and Jonathan Aranda in road gray Rays uniforms and dark blue batting helmets. On the right side are William Contreras, Jackson Chourio and Jake Bauers in cream-colored Brewers uniforms and dark blue batting helmets.

ALT World Series 2026, Presented By Capital One Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers A spooky Halloween-themed graphic with the World Series trophy in front of an orange-hued moon with bats flying around in a dark night sky. The words "2026 Fall Classic" are also visible in the sky. On the left is a cityscape of St. Petersburg and on the right is a cityscape of Milwaukee. Text of both team name as well as "TB vs. MIL" are scattered around the graphic. Pictured: On the left side are cutouts of Junior Caminero, Yandy Díaz and Jonathan Aranda in road gray Rays uniforms and dark blue batting helmets. On the right side are William Contreras, Jackson Chourio and Jake Bauers in cream-colored Brewers uniforms and dark blue batting helmets.

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something about houston sports teams and making the playoffs in the most depressing way you can
Houston Dynamo FC
@HoustonDynamoOct 18
WE’RE IN! PLAYOFF BOUND! 🤘
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If this is what being a soccer fan entails I don’t think I want it
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like 3 games in a row of heartbreaking late concessions for the Dynamo
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I’m no Jim Crane, but I’m doing everything in my power to poach one of the decision-makers over the next few weeks.
Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 16
THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT IS COMING HOME TO MILWAUKEE #WinOurWay
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Kyle Tucker and Edwin Diaz being paid 1 bazillion dollars last offseason to both have horrific seasons is like Exhibits A and B for team No Salary Cap
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we are postseason risers here #FoodForThought
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Guilherme
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I can’t believe fox took the money of the last ad that played in that commercial break. Well, I guess I can. That might have been the most poorly produced advertisement to air during a major event I’ve ever seen.
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