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the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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I don’t read Peter Obi’s tweets before I repost, I repost then read. Anything you say my president, I agree, you’re right.
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Dear non-Muslims,
We have our fair share of Imbeciles among Muslims, just like every other religion. Nafeesah happens to be one of them.
Ramadan is supposed to be a month of mercy, compassion and forgiveness, not a month of religious entitlement or policing other people’s lives.
So please, live normally. Eat what you want, drink what you want, and enjoy your life. Nobody should be making you feel otherwise.
Sincerely,
A Muslim.
Dear non-Muslims,
As Ramadan is just 92 days away,
Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.
Please avoid drinking in their presence.
Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.
Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.
A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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My okro soup is ready.
This fish tasted so good and it's soft like catfish, I have been missing out all these while I didn't know.
My next trial will be for native stew with enough pepper. E go bang 😝
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I’m just blocking these African accounts. I think it’s safe to say Nigerian women are full blown retarded prostitutes incapable of a normal healthy relationship.
They are also toxic, they cheat, they are definitely not loyal. Don’t have a baby it’s probably not yours. As a mother I wouldn’t want my son dealing with any of them. I would seriously object. Massive red flags
Igbo women, na them.
Check the ones in her replies na still dem
All this monthly allowance talk is crap sha. What you are unwilling to do, other men are happily doing without hesitation. They will even go the extra mile to get you random gifts and take you shopping, despite the monthly allowance they already give you.
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Robert Lewandowski was the fastest to score 100 Champions League goals. It only took him 125 games. But that's with the sole exception of Lionel Messi. Messi did it faster than Lewandowski.
Kylian Mbappé is now the fastest player to ever reach 100 goals and assists in the Champions League. It only took him 102 games. But that's with the sole exception of Lionel Messi. It only took Messi 101 games to get 100 goals and assists in the Champions League.
Cristiano Ronaldo has the most Ballon d'Ors of all time, with five. Five Ballon d'Ors that he had won as of 2017. Oh, he only has the most Ballon d'Ors with the sole exception of Lionel Messi. Messi has eight.
Ronaldo has the most European Golden Boots of any footballer. He has four, with the sole exception of Lionel Messi. Messi has won the European Golden Boot six times.
Did you know footballers like Park, Opres... have won the World Cup Golden Ball more than once? Yes, Pelé, Ronaldinho, Maradona, Ronaldo and Romário. All of them have won it just one time. Again, with the sole exception of Lionel Messi. Messi is the only one who has won this award more than once.
Did you know no footballer had ever won the Laureus Sportsman of the Year award? Yes, this award is voted for by the greatest athletes in every single sport. No footballer had ever won this before, with the sole exception of Lionel Messi, who has won it not just once. He has won it twice, an award that no footballer had ever won before. Messi has two of these.
Did you know that no footballer who has ever played in the MLS has won the Golden Boot back-to-back? Yes, think about everybody you know. Think about David Beckham, think about Thierry Henry, think about every player that has gone to the MLS. No one had ever won this thing back-to-back before, with the sole exception of Lionel Messi. Messi just won it back-to-back while playing in the MLS.
As for the MLS MVP award, which is given to the best player in the MLS that season, no player had ever won this award back-to-back. Trust me, you can go and check throughout history. With the sole exception of Lionel Messi. He is the only player who has stepped foot into the MLS and won the MVP back-to-back.
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The entire Espanyol team formed a wall in the box 18 just to stop Messi from scoring yet he still somehow invented a penenka free kick.
What is this sorcery. 😭😭😭
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I used to have a Nigerian neighbour years ago here in the UK, and he had a wife and FIVE daughters.
He paid for EVERYTHING, as he would work 12 (sometimes more) hour shifts everyday.
And his wife? USELESS. She did fuck all, you would go to their house and it would be dirty as fuck.
When she actually did cook for once in a blue moon, she would never open the windows, so the place stank.
There would be bits of rice throughout the place.
I wish I was joking, but I am not.
She was fat and entitled as fuck, and that is when I knew that Nigerian men go through some bullshit.
I told my old neighbour privately, he needs to start spending money on himself and take care of himself.
He told me his Father and Grandfather tried telling him the same things too back home.
Otherwise, he would work himself to death at a young age, all because his Nigerian woman is useless.
Man to Man:
Do not settle for these women.
Feminism has either corrupted their minds, or brought out their true selves.
Prioritise yourselves brothers.

































