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EAT. SLEEP. RAPE. REPEAT.

Joined June 2026
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Sayin this yet you follow bleached accounts
You can’t be pro black if you date white people
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filósofa aos 8 inteligência emocional aos 13 responsabilidade máxima aos 17 mãe solteira aos 18
realmente homens adultos tem insight de coisas q meninas de 11 anos já pensaram antes
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Redditors will be like "Scary election results" and it's just "giving life sentences to child sex traffickers." r/Denver moment.
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Please @elonmusk we are all BEGGING for regional blocking features. These African/Indian engagement slop accounts are dramatically reducing the quality of the user experience here on the platform.
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This “revolutionary” is a nepo baby working a 6 figure job at Nike because his dad is a multi millionaire at Lockheed Martin, mom is a lawyer, and sister is a major actress in the live action One Piece show lmao. Every single stereotype about communists is real.
When you defeat fascism & imperialism by voting every two years
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"Black history" - black people invented everything, used to have wings and could fly, every important person ever was black, etc
Why are white people offended that Black people just want their real history to be told not the indoctrinated or colonized version?
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criminalizamos al hombre porque el 98% de los crímenes los cometen hombres QUIZÁ????
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Fuck nah
In order to save the white race you need to have sex with white women
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Hinge has done irreversible damage to hoeflation
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One of my friends got drunk and hit on a girl on LinkedIn LinkedIn dms have zero right being this effective
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Women hate that this makes sense.
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“I haven’t had casual sex since 2020, except for the times when I’ve had casual sex.”
Replying to @RealSunBros
What I've actually been doing since 2020 is dating seriously and not having casual sex except with prior fwbs or on vacation.
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today on twitter: - PlayStation serves CDN over plain HTTP, so hackable! - macOS is so slow at checking incorrectly entered user passwords, such shitty engineers! need an IQ filter for my feed
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kind of tired of 17 year olds who have never made anything ever talking like this
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I thought they just invented another pop star but she has like no listeners wtf, usually they pump these people up with a few million
Eat the rich (unless it’s my billionaire dad who bought me a spot at coachella)
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I didn't actually listen to the video but I listened to it just now and it's obv a troon bro🥀🥀🥀
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Paved roads are tourist attractions in Africa
Apo-Karshi Road in Abuja is now a tourist destination 😀 Just a smooth road and a lovely background for pictures. Nigeria 🇳🇬 is rising very fast
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I'm forming a political action committee with one goal: recriminalize marijuana.
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