Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.

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Otterfan911 · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:41 PM UTC

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Black female (doesn’t matter) coworker doesn’t know how to open a zip file and is asking me to send a couple dozen images in separate emails

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mot fan account · Oct 23, 2026 · 8:51 PM UTC

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mot fan account

@whenweinlainOct 23

Is every woman on this app a man

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Chitler · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

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Viral Herb Tweet we gotta chop him up and grill him

🗿@gregmrXXOct 24

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Bad Goblin · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:56 PM UTC

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Bad Goblin

@BeatenGoblinOct 25

Wow great notification Elon

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Otterfan911 · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:15 PM UTC

Otterfan911@formerlyherbOct 25

Talking to the void

Otterfan911@formerlyherbOct 16

Anyone want to go with me to the chud conference with Alex jones on Nov 14 in dallas

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🗿 · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:37 PM UTC

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non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIderOct 22

Billie Eilish goes viral as fans speculate she may have undergone breast reduction surgery

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Otterfan911 · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:51 PM UTC

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Incredible.

🗿@gregmrXXOct 24

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Otterfan911 · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:46 AM UTC

Otterfan911@formerlyherbOct 25

Anyone gaf about me and my modest boner

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Otterfan911 · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:11 PM UTC

Otterfan911@formerlyherbOct 24

Explains airports

Cory Gabrielsen

@corygabrielsenOct 23

As an aside, IQ strongly correlates with walking speed. The correlation is, like, extremely significant. There are essentially zero outliers. Top quintile walkers are a full standard deviation smarter than bottom quintile walkers.

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