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We have two different tits
Thank you @boopbetty1000 for help with this
Will tomorrow’s budget end with @JohnHealey_MP declaring it is a budget for hard working people/families?
Or maybe “A Budget for People in Every Post Code”
Pre Budget translation
Gherkins
A limited direct financial impact for most households but carries symbolic weight as a visible attempt to show government is acting on day-to-day living costs
An eye catcher to attract attention
NB baked beans and boiled sweets are also included
Watching Liz Truss blame everyone for the chaos her mini budget on @SkyNews is amazing
A masterclass in buck passing
Tim (totally unremarkable and officially stubborn) retweeted
Over 11,700 foreign offenders removed.
Channel boat arrivals DOWN.
Illegal working enforcement UP.
We inherited a broken asylum system. We’re determined to fix it.
Below, I answer a couple of questions in the Commons Chamber today on the action we’re taking.
Tim (totally unremarkable and officially stubborn) retweeted
I just remembered that a shadow chancellor pulled out Mao’s Little Red Book at the dispatch box, quoted form it approvingly, then tossed it at the Chancellor. Feels like I dreamed it. But that actually happened, right?
A thing life has taught me:
If you want to cause outrage attempt to exclude cyclists or men from anything
This isn’t really about the Nobel Award is is all about proving he is better than or at least equal to Obama
Driven by his deep rooted outrage at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner joke
