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Marketing @parachutehome | Collector of experiences | Talk nerdy to me

los angeles
Joined September 2008
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I don't come on this platform much anymore, but needed to vent about how incredibly frustrating @united is as an airline. Our flights were cancelled for our summer travel (after we had already paid for our accommodations months ago once we had confirmed our flights). (a thread..)
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I received the attached email. Called to see what the options were that they had so thoughtfully arranged, only to be told there are no options, at all, whatsoever.
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Hey @AeromexicoUSA, it would be great if you didn’t put my family of 4 (w/ 2 small kids) on standby @ the last minute because the flight was oversold but we had no warning until the flight is already boarding. The fact that we may not get home tonight is fucking infuriating.
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And your agents won’t give us any sort of read on what next steps could be and haven’t made any announcements. With two small kids 5 and under.
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Parenting is just repeating myself 800x /day. Including telling my kid she can't control other's behavior, only how she reacts to that behavior. Then when I ask her not to jump off the table, she reminds me that I can't control other's behavior, only my reaction to it. Cool.
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how about string-bean spring?
short king spring is over sorry u guys are annoying I want a gigantic dumb beefcake now
Nashville and Chi (part 2), here we go!
New store locations coming soon...Say hello Nashville and Oakbrook! Come join the dream team. Apply now: bit.ly/3Lq7eZs
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Starting my day with wordle and quordle brings me great joy.
My goal in life is to have my daughter look at me this way.
A visual of how representation matters. ☺️
Replying to @SoCalOSINT
@Palms311 any reports of someone starting a campfire off Regent and Mentone in the alleyway? B/c someone is...
This is not normal.
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Been listening to Hey Girl by @ladygaga and @flo_tweet all day today. Necessary. #stillwithher
Hey. Everyone talking about style. A candidate threatened to exact revenge on his political opponent. That has never happened before.
Serious question: Can the IRS expedite a tax audit? Asking for a friend. #debatenight
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Here’s what Trump claims he has “never said” about global warming #debatenight
"Trump just criticized me for preparing for this debate. You know what else I prepared for? Being president." #DebateNight
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PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN. xitter.gq/JYSexton/status/780129…
GOP treating Trump like he belonged on stage legitimized him. Clinton should just laugh at him until she falls down.
Replying to @REVOLVE
@REVOLVE I'm definitely not "Sarah", but I took your packaging survey anyway!
Remembering @LastWeekTonight's segment on journalism this past weekend, then watching this. thestar.com/news/2016/08/11/…
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The first Black president is making the case for electing the first woman president