Time-traveler. Raconteur. Former clump of cells. Cheap gasoline enthusiast. Old man dad. Relax, I don't vote.
Joined November 2019
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Beef Swellington🍌 retweeted
“Please pass the SAVE Act so non-citizens can’t vote”
“Best we can do is celebrate pagan demon gods brought here by the people you want us to deport”
Beef Swellington🍌 retweeted
Hey @grok did Thomas Massie ever introduce or support impeachment against Lloyd Austin for presiding over the disastrous Afghan withdrawal, unlawful COVID mandates, or harmful DEI policies meant to divide the force?
I’ve seen some of my colleagues say @SecWar Hegseth has been effective and they agree with the war, so they’ll vote not to impeach.
That’s not the question though. The question is whether he committed impeachable acts, and the answer is yes, eight times:
massie.house.gov/UploadedFil…
Beef Swellington🍌 retweeted
American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO:
“I have a boyfriend. And a master’s degree. Does that intimidate you? I’m a cunt. I’m a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? I’m 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. I’ve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? They’re a muffin and a big ship.”
Anyone else find it weird how voting seems powerless in getting us out of the trouble that voting got us into?
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I still want Bluetooth-enabled avocados that alert me when they're in that three hour window of perfect ripeness.
The best time to protect your business from IoT attacks was 10 years ago, when you could have saved a million dollars by not hooking your freezer up to the internet
The second best time is now
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I'm pretty sure I've got a pinched nerve. After a few days I asked Dr. @grok what I might do about it, and it basically said "Dummy, it's probably a pinched nerve at the C6 or C7 root because the pain radiates down your left arm. It's probably NOT a cardiac issue because it's been several days and you're not dead, but really... you should've sought urgent care, you middle-aged dork."
Looks like I'll live.
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I'm shocked the venue owners let her onto the stage. It must have required one hell of an engineering review to ensure everyone's safety.
Except I didn’t. You attacked me for “claiming to be a millionaire,” and then flipped out when I proved I was a millionaire.
How about tell us a single policy, piece of legislation, anything. This is why I crushed you in our debate, I’m shocked your handlers let you on the stage
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I'll be eternally grateful to @lone_rides for introducing me to the hilarious fun of telling commie dickwads that their psycho hero had the personal hygiene of a feral pig.
Mao's body odor stank like roadkill, and his breath reeked of hot garbage. He was also a murderous psychopath.
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FAR Part 103 is a rare case of the federal regulatory machine not being total killjoy dorks. It basically says, "Some people are not risk-averse. To those people we offer this: go ahead and do dumb shit in the sky, just minimize the potential impact to the normies on the ground below you."
The U.S. spends a trillion dollars a year on formal defense.
It also has guys like this.
Danko flies a wood-and-fabric MiniMax under FAR Part 103 rules. No pilot certificate required. No medical. Just a sub-254 lb aircraft, a Kawasaki 440 snowmobile engine, and whatever else he feels like bringing along. In recent clips he’s shirtless with a handgun on his hip, low-leveling over fields and runways like it’s a normal Tuesday.
These aren’t theoretical “armed civilians.” They’re people who already own the tools, already operate outside the usual regulatory boxes, and already treat self-reliance as normal. Formal military power is real. So is a large, dispersed population that is comfortable with both flying and carrying. The combination is awkward for anyone who prefers their adversaries neatly organized and easy to target.
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31 NFL teams' legal offices are scrambling to get their owners on the phone ASAP.
Wow. Much respect to #Titans HC Robert Saleh for explaining the DT Jordan Elliott gun situation.
“My message to 31 other teams: If you need a hell of a run-stopping D-tackle that can help on a playoff run, give me a call. I'll tell you everything you need to know about him. He’s a good man. Had a terrible lapse in judgment. I recognize it as a call for help. Not a criminal act.”
Watch this full answer:
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I'm a lifelong Cubs fan and I'm beyond stoked that the Brewers made their way into the World Series. Milwaukee has been building something fun to watch for several years now.
Whatever grief exists in the nascent rivalry between the Cubs and Brewers has gone out the window and remains there until the Brewers win it all. At home.
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Weirdo fraud bullshitter who gleefully had Newsom and Hunter Biden on his show has *standards*, dontchaknow.
Leah,
I chose not to release your episode because I personally had serious concerns about the truthfulness of your statements. I take what I put out on my platform seriously for myself and for my listeners. For the sake of transparency, here's the full interview so everyone can watch and draw their own conclusions.
As for my investments, I've intentionally made them public, as you see on my LinkedIn. I invest in Shield AI and Anduril for no other reason than I believe in their ability to develop technology that equips and protects the American warfighter. That's something deeply personal to me that I believe in.
@leahfiles
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