@fountinsofwayne

you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

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In all frankness hell will be too good a fate for them
Congolesa Rice@judeinlondonMay 21
I want every single terf to know that nobody will miss you when you die. Not even your kids. Your contribution to society is nothing but cruelty and you’ll all burn in hell
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Repeat after him: there is NO majoritarian ethnonationalist project that is not racist. None.
Brandon 🇵🇸@Brandons__1Oct 23
"Zionism is racism, like slavery there is no good version of the project" - Ta-Nehisi Coates
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elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethc17h
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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@wannaBeMaseOct 23
October photo dump, anyone?
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Queen
Richie Taylor
@RWTaylorsOct 24
Hey @grok who is the most overrated band in history?
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music.apple.com/gb/album/dia…

Diana Slowburner II by The American Analog Set on Apple Music

Song · 1996 · Duration 5:23

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Don’t buy this tbh. He felt perfectly fine charging fans £90 for a return gig for a return gig with a half baked setlist last year
Gavin Davis@gavinleighdavisOct 24
Sam Fender speaks out over the prices of his latest tour, prices to be changed. Man of his word, massive respect. @samfendermusic #samfender #unitedkingdom #tour #price
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there’sss sooo much dopaaminnnneeee in myyy chammbeerrr
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YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Uńo @owenhabel2Oct 23
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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love love love this
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Something you learn on your first day of being a painter decorator is to take a tin of paint and lob it on top of all your trousers and t shirts and jackets, so no matter where you are at any time of day everyone will know what you do for work
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The Royal Family of course famous for not having any scandals relating to children
Talk
@TalkTVOct 23
“My God, Harry, what kind of a family have you married the Royal Family into?” Alex Phillips and Kevin O’Sullivan react to reports that Meghan Markle’s father is being investigated by police over the alleged possession of child abuse images. @ThatAlexWoman @TVKev
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Marva@MarvaKreelOct 23
“I have always positioned myself alongside students, workers, and science. I have never forgotten where I came from!” Richarlison, they could never make me hate you 💙
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god i fucking HATE him
Pop Tingz
@PopTingzOct 23
Pitbull has admits he had an erection while performing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2011 American Music Awards.
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She looks like if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a baby.
Nicole@smalltownrobinOct 22
She is the funniest person on the planet
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I'm down for a Josh O'Connor James Bond who emails a hugely compromising dossier of MI6 files to The Guardian, awkwardly fails to chat up a woman at a bar, forlornly walks back to his flat, and then commits suicide
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i found the only funny post on threads
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Your Friend ❓@jessicasfaultOct 22
re: Ebert occasionally "missing" on a great movie, I think people forget that the point of criticizing art is not to be "correct," it's to engage with the work sincerely; a critic should be evaluated less on "correctness" and more the consistency/depth of their work
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Andy@_andrewkerr_Sep 29
I think you might have mistaken me for someon who gives a fig
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mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻@__mike91Oct 23
three days since al jazeera filmed turning point uk ceo getting involved in contract killings and still no reporting anywhere in the british press.
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