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Actually I think you’ll find it’s a standard, not a target; ED Cons. Ex-CD. NP-hard. NPC. E(?I)NTP MTFT ACDF PAF. UK. Fingerpicking guitarist. Escape Rooms: 122

By the Palace Pier
Joined September 2010
I’m not saying our last cat was big, but here he is on Google Earth.
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In the middle of World War Two, German soldiers in southeastern Poland started avoiding a cluster of villages. They wouldn't go in. They wouldn't take people out for forced labor. They put up warning signs and stayed away. They believed the area was infected with typhus. It wasn't. Two doctors had invented the whole thing. The man behind it was Eugene Lazowski, a young Polish doctor working for the Red Cross in the town of Rozwadów. He was watching the Nazi occupation tear his country apart. Executions. Deportations. People shipped off to labor camps, many never coming back. He wanted to stop it. He had no weapons, no army, and no way to fight. What he had was medicine. His friend and fellow doctor, Stanisław Matulewicz, had discovered something strange. If you injected a person with a harmless, dead strain of a certain bacteria, their blood would test positive for typhus. They wouldn't be sick at all. But on paper, they'd look like they had one of the most feared diseases of the war. And the Germans were terrified of typhus. It spread fast, it killed, and it could tear through an army. When the Germans found it, they quarantined the area and kept their distance. Lazowski realized what that meant. If he could make enough people look infected, the Germans would leave the whole region alone. So he started injecting his patients. He chose carefully. He sent the blood samples to German labs for testing, exactly as the rules required. The results came back positive. Again and again. The Germans declared an epidemic zone. Villages were quarantined. Soldiers kept out. People who would have been seized for forced labor or worse were left alone, because nobody wanted to go near them. Lazowski had to be careful. If too many cases looked fake, someone would ask why nobody was dying. So he spread out the injections over time and kept the outbreak believable. Eventually the Germans did get suspicious. They sent a team of doctors to inspect. Lazowski met them with food and vodka and played the gracious host. He guided them toward the sickest looking, dirtiest patients he could find, in the most crowded rooms. The German doctors, worried about catching typhus themselves, took a few samples and left in a hurry. The tests came back positive. The fake epidemic lasted until the end of the war. Estimates say it may have protected around 8,000 people. Lazowski also secretly helped Jews from the nearby ghetto, giving them medical care at enormous risk. After the war he moved to the United States and became a professor of pediatrics in Chicago. For decades he barely talked about what he'd done. Late in life he finally wrote a memoir. He called it My Private War. He died in 2006. He never fired a shot. He beat the Nazis with a needle and a lab test.
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“Nadie es el favorito en esta casa” El favorito:
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Replying to @atrupar
Isn't it great to see a president speaking in full sentences?
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"The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory" -- here's Obama's full riff about the "phony outrage" over his Trump/Cheesecake Factory comments and how it illustrates that "these are not serious people"
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It’s gonna be weird when AI starts hiring humans for tasks it can’t do
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Trump: "Can you imagine standing here 15 years ago and talking about the transgender mutilization? Everybody would say 'this politician is crazy'"
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JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Thought I’d try this test of ChatGPT again. This morning it created an image of a panda(!) with what should have been a binary string. Tried it again and it came back random but when I looked closely it wasn’t from the data set I asked! It made up a random string. Bizarre.
I asked ChatGPT to express root seven’s irrational decimal places in graphic form by odds and evens and the gaslighting was disarming. Genuine post.
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I challenged it and got the usual, ‘oh you’re right! I won’t do that again’ apologies. It immediately reverted back to lying in the same conversation.
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We know that departments of government are using AI to make reports and aid work and data analysis. These tasks weren’t hard - indeed were very basic sequences of known reproducible data. Who knows what assumptions, shortcuts and untruths AI is bringing into our worlds.
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Obviously me asking it these questions is a bit bizarre too 😉… however for it to fabricate the data set was really weird and troubling.
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This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.
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I asked ChatGPT to express root seven’s irrational decimal places in graphic form by odds and evens and the gaslighting was disarming. Genuine post.
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I asked ChatGPT to express root seven’s irrational decimal places in graphic form by odds and evens and the gaslighting was disarming. Genuine post.
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Part of what is alarming is I thought this was a straightforward task (albeit a bit unusual but that’s my 5am brain issue). This was no different, indeed it was even more straight forward than chucking data in and saying, ‘analyse and summarise’ which peeps do daily
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