alfre do not alfre can not

finally made it to ep 7 of the sopranos and holy shit that young Tony sopranos, if this show was on now we'd have a full spin off called "young Tony" or some shit

just heard some dude wearing a Mama's pizza shirt refer to himself as a "microcelebrity" and then proceed to tell the femme presenting people he was talking to that they "didn't understand what he was saying" #specificallyseattle

me, a lefty, tries to explain how I became a right-handed guitar player. "It was probably Thurston Moore, Doug Martsch."

dicks is great but what if there was somewhere to go called pussys

just wow

wow

just spilled vermouth in my bed, I think that makes me a real bartender

a knife is a weapon? pshhh a knife's use is defined by the person using it. that's why my knife is a tool just like me.

#TheMaskedSinger #season5 stylized MS5 is cool but they better watch out with season 13

really don't know what's next

My dad was telling us he's about to start a meeting and we said, in unison, "see you on the other side" And then Andrea said "we're gross now"

Pcc giving away free avocados this weekend this is peak capitalism

mickey rourke on the masked singer was more obvious than lil wayne

"I've got my rock moves." - a rockstar

"I do it: the Nike slogo."

This is now just a place for all the silly things my gf says

tonight in the shower my gf pointed down in the shower laughing "its got bangs!" it defo looked like it had bangs, i think what I'm tryna say is shes the one