his halls he often wandered / with the secrets of the world

Portland, OR
Joined January 2009
Jalen is the NBA version of Waylon.
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T-Mac and Vince doing sensible halftime analysis is like Jackson Pollock managing a Lowe's.
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Possible Dort podcast names: Dos and Dorts Oh No You Dort Open Dort Policy Half-Dort Set The Dortlist Save the Dort Dort's Jorts
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The Spurs would never lose if Wemby played 48 minutes a game.
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Is Chet Holmgreen supposed to be funny?
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The Thunder's offense was inspired by class action lawsuits.
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Kool Keith buying an SGA jersey at the mall is a Kool Keith lyric
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SGA sounds like an airport with too many gates.
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Monotheism and democracy are incompatible.
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Jerome Powell is the new Sherrod Brown.
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The realest ad I ever wrote
Nike has put up a new billboard in New York after Kevin Durant set the Team USA scoring record 🇺🇸 👀 "Is KD a bad person? No, he's the baddest." (via @richkleiman)
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Found this deep in my Google docs: @rwohan March 2012 piece on Bill Walker for @Classical.
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You don't choose your hobbies. They choose you.
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RIP the realest NBA player ever
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When Bill Walton called Luke Walton’s games, he only acknowledged Luke’s existence when absolutely necessary, and in the voice you use for conveying bad news. No idea why. RIP.
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because no one else will, I wrote about aura, the vaguely homoerotic, nebulous concept that’s become the most prized attribute on NBA twitter neverhungover.club/p/what-is…
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Nathaniel Friedman retweeted
Foster Park in Flatbush, Brooklyn was the court that started it all. This is the story of the place that put playground basketball on the map. A thread ⤵️
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