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@freemids

Life Coach, Political Correspondent, Stanford Grad, Historian, Wall St. Analyst, Tenured Professor of Archaeology, Head of the Frumentarri, Lord of the Plains

 27, tan, and handsome blvd
Joined September 2017
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just ran over some sort of goblin with my car
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Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
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RIP Demon
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@VarietyOct 29
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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Replying to @longhunter09
I appreciate your appreciation for a roadtrip photo Pendleton and Randolph Counties, WV
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You could be the most handsome man someone has seen today and you don’t know it. Live like it.
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I think my favorite US city name is Flagstaff
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Goin to the store, plebeians. Need anything?
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Marijuana has destroyed my mind
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My body is not a temple it’s a city and that city is Fallujah and it’s November of 2004 and the bathroom stall is the hell house
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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She walked over to a stereotypical group of blonde haired frat boy-ish white boys thinking they were gonna talk about “men in women’s sports” “immigration” and “the gays” and the young king started talking about some real shit and she got mad I’m CRIEN.
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@atruparOct 23
this answer about what issues matter to him from a college student waiting in line at the Trump rally wasn't what the Fox correspondent expected to hear. She moved on with swiftness
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I quote this video way too often
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I wholeheartedly believe that this is a top 5 video on the internet
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