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MondaBrother🤞🏾♥️ retweeted
Will Lavine: ...because one person.
Dr. Tara: Were you not tired?
Will Lavine: No, I wanted to keep going and she wanted to f*ck.
(Laughter and sigh)
Dr. Tara: Okay. You literally are an award-winning p*ssy eater. Give us the tips. Like, not... not me personally, but the men out there.
I have a lot of men watching and listening to my show. So, and a lot of them, I'm sure, uh... can... can improve.
Will Lavine: I've... I've been told.
Dr. Tara: Or... or they're young and they don't know what to do and they're not super confident in giving head to... to women. Um, can you give them three, let's say three tips for pussy eating? From an award-winning pussy eater.
Will Lavine: The... the very first thing is patience. Guys, stop trying to rush this because you want to get your dick sucked.
It needs to not be a chore. The reason I believe I am good at it is because I fucking love it. Like, I love it. I am orally fixated. Like, you... there's nothing you can tell me that would make me stop eating p*ssy.
And the thing is, what I find when I speak to some women is that guys are just... they... meh, two seconds, and then they're like, "Now you do me." Take your time. And it's all about foreplay.
Tease the erogenous zones behind the ear, behind the knee cap, armpits, like everything and just make it an experience. And then the waterworks start, and then go down and do it like you really want to fucking do it.
Don't do it because you're like, "Ah, you know, I'm doing it because she wants it." Learn to love it. Because I tell you something, if you get it right, you will get anything and everything that you want, right? So, patience is one thing.
I think another thing is... don't get deterred if the person isn't coming straight away, right? Every woman is different. Every woman's vagina is different.
Dr. Tara: It can still be pleasurable when we're not coming.
Will Lavine: Exactly! Well, that's one of the other points it's a journey. It shouldn't just be, like, the end goal, right? Just enjoy the actual journey aspect.
But I would say, so if it's not happening straight away, try things, right? Try using your fingers. And maybe even just do some Googling.
Like, most men know about the G-spot, but they don't know about the A-spot, right? The A-spot is a... is a, like, a game-changer. And like, maybe go side-to-side as opposed to front-to-back. On the clit, go left-to-right, go around.
You don't always have to go straight for the clit. Try licking the hood. Try maybe using your teeth, but not hard like a brush. Come back every so often and admire the pussy that you're looking at. Blow on it. Like, there's all these little things, but...
Dr. Tara: Blow on it!
Will Lavine: Every... every woman reacts differently to different things. Listen to your partner.
MondaBrother🤞🏾♥️ retweeted
NASA is paying SpaceX $843 million to crash the International Space Station 😳
The ISS is too big to bring home
So it will be deliberately sent crashing into the Pacific Ocean 🚀
MondaBrother🤞🏾♥️ retweeted
Dang. This is mad spot on
Snoop Dogg explained in 80 seconds why men stopped approaching women.
Do men not shoot their shot anymore because social media turned dating into a simulation?
Snoop says yes, and his reason is better than the usual “phones ruined everything” take.
In his era, getting with someone took real effort. You had to look at her, talk to her, get her to like you, and know her parents and how she moved. You had to get involved before you could get involved.
Now it’s a couple of pictures and a couple of lines, and people expect something real from a few typed words.
The part I found most interesting is his point about texting. A text gives you what he’s typing, not what he’s saying. “You look good today” can read as sweet or creepy depending on the mood of the person reading it. Text has no tone, face or feeling to go with it.
Approaching someone in person is hard on purpose. It makes you learn to read people, handle a no, and become someone worth talking to. When you skip that, you also skip what it would have taught you.
What he calls the cheat code ended up costing men the skill.
MondaBrother🤞🏾♥️ retweeted
I hate to be the one to say this but all of you can tell right?😭😭
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MondaBrother🤞🏾♥️ retweeted
Caleb Hammer turns Financial Audit into SHARK TANK after a guest reveals she’s trying to build a handmade bag business.
She walks in asking for $5,000 in exchange for 5% of the company.
There’s just one problem:
She’s only sold around EIGHT bags.
Then Caleb asks how she decided the business was worth $100,000.
She looks confused.
“I never said it was worth $100,000.”
Caleb has to explain that $5,000 for 5% literally IS a $100,000 valuation.
Later, she finally reveals where the numbers came from:
ChatGPT.
This might be the first time Caleb had to Shark Tank a Financial Audit guest.
