The fnaf movie took so long to come out that I graduated middle and high school, moved out, got engaged, and then had that engagement fall apart
The Halloween Ends novelization is fucking insane it’ll be like “did you know Corey’s mom killed a baby one time” and like … no!!! I didn’t know that and I feel like I still don’t
I wish I had Sheldon Cooper autism instead of the kind of autism that makes me still read warrior cats








