sahaj

this Halloween i am liking the story of every girl in her Halloween costume and wondering what could have been.

how did we let ourselves get colonized by them

I met her at the hegelian bushwick palantir anthony fantano party sponsored by perfectly imperfect

its incredibly easy to fall in love with someone after playing dance dance revolution. i wouldn’t recommend it. not at all

i don’t like girls on the internet. Apart from my favorite e girl she’s ok. i can tell she has a great personality

Sometimes we build the Tower of Babel just to piss off god

theres something about japan that makes you feel more japanese. i thought it was going to be more like “place japan 😐” but it turned out to be “place japan 😁”

hello mother and father. these are my friends. i met them at the live taping of Bloomberg's Odd Lots Podcast.

[seething and coping incel voice] the guys who write beautiful prose get all the ladies. that’s quite unfair

MODERN COMEDIA DELL’ARTE: - guy who does a trump impression - guy who speaks like tony soprano - guy with a great chinese accent - guy with cameron winter voice - you dont know

i live in the grey zone. i listen to slacker rock but i have an office job. i say things have “nuance.” i thought digger was both an excellent movie and a box office failure. call me “neutral” milk hotel because how else can i offend you today?

how does one explain the concept of ashoka university to an american

my beautiful editor bari weiss. my beautiful audience with peter thiel in it. my beautiful crowd of palantir employees. my beautiful art form known as humor

hey guys i am excited to announce that i will be selling immigrant third world snacks in gentrified and cute packaging to people in America. flavors include gochujang miso and garlic Parmesan. welcome to my tiktok page where i react to other people and plug my stuff in the bio!!

in india we remember our brief french colonial period by protesting in new delhi everyday