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julian

@frogzappa

26. they/them bc I contain multitudes. parxsos & mysims.

 Virginia, USA
Joined April 2015
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my mysims ships (mostly mysims agents but also including the other games) 🧵
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m✧@halalboozeeNov 9
Women are lonely, too. But people don't care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.
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I took norco after surgery and lowkey I don't get the hype, barely even numbed the pain :/
jake rhodes (@jakebrodes) profile picturejake rhodes@jakebrodesNov 7
Opiates really are the best thing ever. Period end of story. kind of regret ever doing them. I’ve seen babbling brooks stood on mountains watched wild horses roam the plains played sold out shows and none of that comes even close to one perocet and watching cartoons. Way she goes
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I would feel more inclined to give a fuck about male loneliness and boys not reading if the summation of the cause wasn’t framed as “because girls are doing stuff”
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working at a hospital means I can't complain without people being like "well maybe they were having a bad day" that doesn't excuse abusing the staff, sorry!
deviled egg @ home (@WhoTookQuiche) profile picturedeviled egg @ home@WhoTookQuicheNov 6
I think what I hate the most about customer service is not a SINGLE ONE sees me as an actual fucking person. I had a lady hand me $205 today after saying she wanted to pay $225. I asked her for clarification: "did you say 225 or 205?" And she IMMEDIATELY raises her voice at me.
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I think what I hate the most about customer service is not a SINGLE ONE sees me as an actual fucking person. I had a lady hand me $205 today after saying she wanted to pay $225. I asked her for clarification: "did you say 225 or 205?" And she IMMEDIATELY raises her voice at me.
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my high school had an active shooter situation and we were doing a lockdown. after it was over I called my gf and we were telling each other how much we loved each other and how scary that was and when I got home she came over and broke up with me lol
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Giliann@gilpost1ngNov 4
Woke 3 we're sending men who call women "bitches" to re-education camps
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AY@annayelvNov 4
baby that’s a BLUE Ridge
madi city soundtrack ♠️ (@fairypsychic) profile picturemadi city soundtrack ♠️@fairypsychicNov 4
honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
Image from madi city soundtrack ♠️ (@fairypsychic)
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honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
Image from madi city soundtrack ♠️ (@fairypsychic)
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virginia said yes to every amendment. virginia IS for lovers and i love my state so bad
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i love my country virginia
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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voted early and voted blue! EVERYONE GO VOTE!!! if you’re in virginia, vote yes on all 3 amendments! 💙💙💙
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everyone’s a wigglesos @TheWiggles
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tried stilts last night while super drunk at a Halloween party last night because a beautiful woman asked me to
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when book of Mormon came to town a few years ago I walked past some people who were asking to take pictures with the actual Mormons who were walking by the theater
sedona (@ser_enaaaa) profile picturesedona@ser_enaaaaOct 30
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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I was still having side effects 6 months after going off Lexapro so lowkey how bad could it be
izzy 🍥 (@bisexualdeleuze) profile pictureizzy 🍥@bisexualdeleuzeOct 27
It’s funny that SNRIs work so insanely well but they don’t recommend them until you get to like Level 3 Depression because of the Heroin like withdrawals lol
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yesterday on my way to work i saw someone taking a massive fake dinosaur out of the back of a vehicle and I was really confused until I remembered GWAR is in town lol
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it's my state bird and I still get excited when I see a cardinal
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just spent 45 minutes in the car driving 1 mile
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