In mijn @ leg ik uit wat fruit is. Officieel VVD partijpersoon

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Joined November 2016
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Out of spells but not out of options
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Me: Can I get the Mayonnaise Prosciutto Egg & Cheese sandwich. Sandwich guy: Sir it has a name. Me: *sigh* can I get the MPREGG & cheese.
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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Elon has tried so hard to make Grok take his side on South Africa that it just randomly brings it up when you ask any question
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Drunk lady next to me at the bar the other day took less than ten minutes to tell me her ex husband had a foot fetish and she caught him cheating on her with his coworker Talk about getting off on the wrong foot
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the "crazy vs hot" scale doesn't apply to men, i made one that does
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Czechochechnyoslovenoslovakia
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Hmmm interesting
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My unit staged a scene where our homemade jojo siwa doll murdered our elf on the shelf
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"it's only bc hes hot" if he posted pics online he would only get gay attention bc gays dont need backstory just angular flesh. but now his pics are viral bc he won women's attention showing his personality: loves to travel, leaves thoughtful notes, has hobbies (assassination)
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Misschien ben ik die vriend die te woke is, maar ik begin het stilaan beu te worden hoe hard de media dronken rijden aan het bagatelliseren is. Moeten we nu echt het levensverhaal weten van elke loser die eens strontzat achter het stuur is gekropen?
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A couple years ago I went back and read through all of the Garfield comics again in chronological order. As I went along, I screencapped some of the funniest/weirdest/most interesting out of context panels. Some of these are cropped, but none of them are edited. 1/9
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(Antwerpse guy unhooking your bra) hier se daar se
(dutch guy unhooking your bra) nou nou
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Adesuwa (ah-DES-oe-wa) retweeted
Replying to @NoContextDutch1
(West-Vlaming unhooking your bra) mohow zeg!
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