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maine (23)
Joined September 2011
BREAKING: Yodas are a real thing, at least four spotted outside Las Vegas (sources)
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They banned my ass in 2022 for tweeting in 2011
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breaking in my new pair of contact lenses
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High on muscle relaxers playing Nintendogs
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If you have something to say you will have to descend into the talking pit
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When I was a kid we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have Demetrius Grup, Lazlo Ovaltree, and Vicky Frick.
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If i had a boner i could rule the world
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dont care + having fun + playing
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gas should be a million dollars
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I'm pretty big for an organism.
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I have to step away for about half an hour. I need to pick my girlfriend up from girlfriend practice
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I'll have one Today's Burger. My son will have a Twenty years ago with fries.
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humblemaxxing: 🧎 going disrespect-mode: 🧍”ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ”
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dear ones (loved and otherwise),
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pussy? no thanks, im trying to quit
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Is ne-yo ok? Is he still wearing a hat
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Guns don’t kill people. Nothing kills people. People can’t die.
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The micro plastics here are terrible. And in such small portions
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Missed opportunity to make a tweet I was really passionate about
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