Chris

Fucking hell there's a dog in the playground! *everybody rushes to the window* #GrowingUpBritish

Thick as mince #teneble

It’s so much more fun when you replace the word house/property with shit hole #homesunderthehammer

I’m ruled out of working Mondays due to medical grounds #ImACelebrity

I hope Nella’s luxury item is a plane ticket home #ImACeleb

Only Pep would get frustrated and angry at half time shouting at haarland 😂 #mancity #Burnley

What the crocodile hat was that?? #nationalanthem #ITAENG

If you can afford a second property abroad you can fork out for a taxi from time to time #aplaceinthesun

There’s a “them off” one of “them” will be crowned the winner, congratulations to… “them” #starstruck

Biggest drama was Lizzo playing the flute #TheBritAwards

While we’re all bored with an Adele recap. Sam Smiths Performance reminded me of of ‘This is the end’ with Channing Tatum #TheBritAwards

Nah - rip off #aplaceinthesun

I’d sooner burn the place to the ground than give in to the tight buyers #aplaceinthesun

I’m sure I’ve seen that wig before? #UniversityChallenge

I prefer gin #jeremyvine

Cheap bastard, nothing short of offensive #aplaceinthesun

With 40k in the prize fund OF COURSE the most difficult final top 10 EVER appears… #tenable

'Middle' earners £50k - ok then... #JeremyVine

'Getting started is easy' you lost me at servers and this intro page that scrolls for 40 minutes #Mastodon

So there we have it, Matt has been asked countless times “why are you doing this show” - he has a book coming out… #ImACeleb

I just can’t unsee or think of anyone else every time I see #matthancock #ImACeleb