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Comedian, writer, actor, nerd, gamer. Co-host of #TheNightTimeShow. Shorty Award winner for #Comedian in 2012. Trek is better than Wars. [email protected]

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Joined February 2009
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There are a lot of people on here chastising some for not caring about Charlie Kirk the way they do, who just a week ago were cheering on the cold blodded murder of a dozen Venezuelans committed by the administration they adore.
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I shouldn't have to say this, but as an American I'm opposed to military action in Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, Denmark, Taiwan, Iran, Syria, and every other nation that is being threatened by our president.
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You should vote for Steve Garvey if you are on the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame Veteran's Committee. No one else should.
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If we vote wrong, we're going to have press secretary Tony Hinchcliffe. – at Los Angeles, CA
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.@JomboyMedia might actually cry when he does a breakdown video on that Freddie Freeman grand slam. – at Los Angeles, CA
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I can't wait to get the Freddie Freeman bat held high after his grand slam bobblehead next year
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Someone go check on Miguel Vargas- he might need a little cheering up right now.
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Extend Lincoln Riley! – at Montebello, CA
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The Mets claim to be the team of Grimace, but it turns out they're the team of the Grandma McFlurry. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Edie Falco is trending? I made this dumb image years ago and now it's my time to shine.
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The only non-rematch possibility for the World Series is Mets vs Guardians. Yankees-Mets would be a rematch of 2000, Guardians-Dodgers would be a rematch of 1920, and Yankees-Dodgers would be a rematch of 1941, 1947, 1949, 1952, 1953, 1955, 1956, 1963, 1977, 1978, and 1981.
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I want to give a shout out to the manager at the @Walgreens in Pico Rivera for ensuring that my photo order was taken care of after an issue today. They did a great job of making it right, and it makes me feel like I'm making a good choice when shopping there. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Good riddance to the betting pedophile Pete Rose
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Since the precedent is to replace the candidate after a disastrous debate, who is going to run instead of Trump?
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The only Ronald Reagan movie I want to see is one where the star goes back in time and gets John Hinkley to do some target practice.
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That quake's going to keep my Dodger bobbleheads bobbling for a while.
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The tech for these earthquake alerts is pretty impressive- my phone told me to expect a magnitude 5+ quake about 10-15 seconds before it hit. Good job to whoever is in charge of that stuff. – at Montebello, CA
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I just wish The Democrats would try as hard to beat Republicans as they do to beat the left wing of their own party. I guess beating Trump isn't as important to them as they say it is.
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I hope the people of Bolivia maintain the leadership they have chosen for themselves, and this military coup fails spectacularly.
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