@funs0ver

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

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Joined November 2011
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Jacaranda by Modern Color
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You don’t actually need an oil change it’s a scam run by Big Auto
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Robbing a bank with a t-shirt cannon
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This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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Most spaces would benefit from having a fog machine constantly fogging it up
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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•ᴗ-@evadentzOct 26
let’s all get really scared
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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Liv@unbe_Liv_ableOct 25
scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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I misidentified him in an earlier (deleted) post but still worth noting the very cool fact that Pat Graham was photographing today, just as he did when Fugazi played the Washington Monument in 1993. @TURNSTILEHC @dischordrecords
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eugene@walfrunningOct 25
My wallpaper has been exactly this for like the past 2 years probably i genuinely cant have anything else or it looks so fucking off
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chuuch@ch000chOct 25
(tony soprano to chipotle employee) extshra sholsha
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Being sober is like having super powers. It's 4pm and I'm not even stumbling drunk. I can drive a car
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Still not sure if I’m supposed to take my balls out at the urinal or not
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No one fucks with you because you’re always wearing those gay ass shoes
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pussy so good she got me soundin like courage the cowardly dog when im in it
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@lildorothy_Oct 23
if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned
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amber@vvaporesqueOct 22
popcorn in the michael wave
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slice@sliceofheckOct 22
Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well
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Transleytanked
@transleytankedOct 19
Exposing Chappell Roan for queerbaiting and faking her lesbian identity. A much necessary thread 🧵:
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snoopy@realsnooopyOct 20
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