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Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.

North Dakota, USA
Joined May 2016
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I’ve seen a lot of embarrassing loses as a Vikings fan. This is without a doubt a top 5 regular season embarrassing loss. Fire KOC. I never thought I’d say that but here I am. Just fire him, promote Flores, trade Jefferson to a team deserving his services. Tear it down Nolan.
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Alex Jones Interview Wigger Piglets
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Vikings fans: “Kyler Murray sucks. Put Wentz in!” Vikings fans watching Carson Wentz vs the Bills:
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I’ve been a very vocal KOC defender. This guy can’t be defended anymore.
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This is how a defensive coordinator should look at all times by the way.
Florida State defensive coordinator Ernie Simms looks like he’s on meth and about to steal your bike.
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Oooh someone is getting killed for this blunder.
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Tony Khan is the best human to ever be a promoter in the history of the business🥹
Kenny meeting Tony Khan for the first time and getting a photo with him. 🥹
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Deuce Bigelow National Security Gigolo
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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Republicans when they have all 3 branches of government
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It’s republican tradition to win a second term then blow all political capital on a pointless war in the Middle East. Trump is just keeping that 21st century tradition alive. Now he just needs to end his presidency with a housing crisis so I can buy a new home in the dip.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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My prediction for next Monday’s game against the Bills…you’re going to hear a hometown crowd boo its own 6-1 team louder than you’ve heard before and the offense will deserve it. Specifically KOC will deserve it for continuously getting the QB position wrong.
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Somewhere @MatthewColler is still defending Kyler Murray because he’s a “high percentage thrower within 8 yards” and he was an MVP candidate for 6 weeks 2 + years ago.
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I’ve been a KOC backer for a long time. It’s time for him to hand the play calling duty off and replace Kyler.
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I’ve never seen a Vikings offense as bad as it’s been for 18 straight games pretty much.
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Murray is a joke. That’s all that’s the whole tweet.
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Kyler Murray is a terrible QB. The guy literally can’t complete a single throw over 10 yards to save his life.
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How pro gun are you? Me:
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The backup cop pretending like you're not going to jail😂
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