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who put this quarter pounder with cheese in my back pocket… || main act @furiousfarter1 (died in a ditch)

Joined May 2022
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genuinely wanting a part 2 to this dream..... #wya
just had a dream that zack from ghost adventures asked me to fuck him because there was a demon inside his ass. and i did
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already gonna be late for work but i literally can't stop pooping
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please follow me this is homelessness
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@wingedsugar your curses aren't working btw WITCH
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IM AT WORK RN AND THIS WHY MY PHONE BLOWING UP OH LAWD........
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just had a dream that zack from ghost adventures asked me to fuck him because there was a demon inside his ass. and i did
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BEAUTIMUS.
in ha mood 💐🍭 available at ulta !
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you can always tell when these accounts don't agree with something 😭
Podcasters Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan can't stop laughing at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk's corpse and "doing it" again to him.
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where's the class..
FUCK I GOTTA LET IT OUT
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WOKE IS BACK @thatshowt ............
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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how i just felt walking out the ballot surrounded by republicans after i voted blue all da way
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THE DICK PRINT???!??!?,))?!&&(?!&)4~>^##*
The person whose job it is to find these lookalikes in the crowd is absolutely winning 😂
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homeless guy asked me for money when i was taking out trash and my coworkers were waving their hands and shaking their heads in the window behind him and made me laugh in his face and he started getting angry
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eleven years....i sacrificed
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im not gonna cry im not gonna cry im not gonna shed no tears.......
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oh wow this is reaching everyone
This weekend, a Dead by Daylight team member awarded in-game content and currency to a creator streaming our game. Although it is not unusual to unlock content to give creators discovering DbD a chance to have a sneak peek at available content, this decision was made without receiving appropriate approvals. Furthermore, the team member's subsequent comments and conduct do not align with Dead by Daylight’s core values. When concerns about this decision became apparent during the stream, we should have responded by looking into these concerns, not dismissing them. Unfortunately, we’ve now seen the fallout of this decision unfolding in many conversations across the DbD community. We appreciate and stand with our community’s willingness to ensure our shared values are being upheld, at all times, regardless of popularity, and we’re heartbroken at the inflammatory language now being directed towards our community. At the same time, threatening employees will never be acceptable, and we’re asking everyone to stop engaging with these posts. We apologize to our community for letting you down. We have already begun reviewing our internal processes to prevent an incident like this from happening again.
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