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hey girl i mean they
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TRAGEDY STRUCK: halloween wrapped at 1130pm due to bad stomachache
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fuck my life i just got a gnarly tummyache at 1030pm halloween
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Got too tired and left bike kill right before crush pulled up RIP.
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who enshittified my fucking pants
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met this person who i thought was cool but they just kept lore dropping about how fucking Interesting their life was and it gave me the ick.
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Taro (@Yuranagii) profile pictureTaro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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lia@girls0inluvOct 30
#CameronWinter
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roommate making fun of me for going on a date with a 23 year old and shes lowkey right
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had to block grime square they were annoying me by retweeting pretty much any tweet that had the word "bushwick" in it
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would you jump off a cliff if Claude Opus 5.5 Extra High said to?
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god damnit, where did my life go right?
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new yorkers be like We’re bricked together🧱🫂, me and my Homies🫂 bricked🧱 together ‼️he’s mad tight😈 cause I’m jacking him 🥶we jacking each other🫂 we tight together🫂 we jacking each other🫂 we just tight and it’s brick 🧱out word to bro we jacking each other off ‼️🫂🗣️
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I spent a good amount of time buying a proper set of matching flatware and it was great fun and very rewarding. I bought Fortessa San Marco in this "antiqued" finish. I love the 3 pronged salad fork the most
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AleksHuddy (@HuddyAleks) profile pictureAleksHuddy@HuddyAleksOct 28
on this subject, everyone get proper wine glasses NOW
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theyre calling thursday the new friday
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accidentally photographed kompromat and didnt even realize till someone mentioned it to me
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randomly found out about this, theres an awful scene of accidentally shooting an unarmed shopkeeper and they hide the body to keep the locals from finding out Another of a marine taking shots with a SAM-R on a roof in the open and everyone tells him to get down and he....
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predictably gets shot. pretty grim stuff.
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"We met at windjammer once" I wish that narrowed it down but it don't
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Used to go there all the time around 2021 when i just moved to brooklyn and its still p good ngl
Skylar Spence (@skylar__spence) profile pictureSkylar Spence@skylar__spence31 Jan 2018
Once I got a sandwich from Hana Food called the Union Pool. It was very good. I have many stories about Hana Food
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