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Children’s book wordsmith! If You Should Meet an Elephant and If You Could Feed an Elephant are now available! Voracious reader! @scbwi member! Cat mom! #Bekind

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Stop pausing my music when I open your app @instagram
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Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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We’re not sure the new Saturday Night Live writers will be able to make it to showtime! 😴
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Happy Halloween. That’s all.
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It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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Bert is so happy for sweater weather! 🍂🧡
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We are unstoppable when we work together! 🌟💛 #ParodyParty
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Any other introverts hate loud noises, but love loud music?
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from here on in things get merrier each day 🎅 #25DaysOfChristmas
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Me love you and all your jokes, Pop! Happy #FathersDay! 💙
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Me found me Halloween costume a little early this year.
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This was my introduction to vinyl.
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Me so excited to show you some beautiful flowers me found today.
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The People who take photos of the restaurant menu and post them in Google reviews are absolutely the superheroes of the middle class and the backbone of society. God bless them.
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Let your heart be light because from now on, our troubles will be out of sight. Merry Christmas from Sesame Street. ❤️💚
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In Miracle on 34th Street (1994), the moment when Santa speaks sign language to the deaf little girl is completely real. Actress Samantha Krieger, who was deaf in real life, didn’t know Richard Attenborough could sign. The filmmakers kept it a surprise, so her smile and reaction on screen are 100% genuine — making the scene even more magical. 🎄✨
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Bert and Ernie’s ‘90s reboot nobody saw coming. 😂🧡🎤💛
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Wanda and I are excited to partner with Green Giant for our 10th Thanksgiving. Make sure to follow along!
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6 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 7 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 Now me get it.
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Sometimes it's the little things that make us smile and think of a good friend. 💛🥹🎃 #SesameRoadTrip
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