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πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ - MPC is cool 🦑🦑🦑 - In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you. Respond accordingly - opinions mine etc etc - https://xitter.gq/t.co/tWvnn1vqqB

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Joined May 2017
we’re hiring product engineers at @collectpure Series A β€’ $1B+ processed β€’ $75M+ monthly GMV we’re building the first transparent, two-way marketplace for precious metals, with live orderbooks where buyers and sellers can see prices and trade directly. we recently built out a Class 3 vault and a vault platform to manage the storage, ownership, and movement of high-value physical assets. small team, real ownership. you’ll take core systems from idea to production: - orderbooks and matching systems - payments, ledgers, and reconciliation - postgres scaling and data integrity - vault operations, inventory, and asset transfers - ownership records, immutable ledgers, and audit trails you’ll help decide what we build, own how it works, and ship quickly. these systems handle real customer money and assets. looking for people with speed, taste, and high agency. LA or remote interested, or know someone who might be? reach out directly or the link below.
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IDA Pro larping
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A proposal to wind down Balancer and distribute the treasury to BAL holders is live on the forum, authored by Marcus Hardt. Discussion is open; a Snapshot vote is expected to happen from 25 to 29 September. Nothing changes today: pools and withdrawals work as they do now. Any wind-down action waits for the vote.
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Btw about C2 Ultra, looks like they've hit a freight train in June
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I never thought that I would see a Category A class errata ship in a General Purpose CPU core but C2-Ultra has one... Perhaps that is why they gave FPGA numbers?
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I got the latest iOS and macOS 27 booting in Qemu (with SPTM!) - Virtual iPhone 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12 and every M1-M5 Mac supported - Debug, patch, or modify everything: kernel, SPTM, TXM, launchd, dyld, user programs all modifiable/ GDB-able - Boots directly to root shell in seconds - Run your own programs as root in iOS/ macOS, no jailbreak / kernel patches required - SPTM, TXM, MTE/MIE, genter/ gexit, GXF/SPRR/GL0-2, AMCC, AIC v1-3, Apple timer, many sysregs - Automated setup; get running in just a few minutes - Runs anywhere qemu runs... no ARM CPU required πŸ˜‰ Try it here: github.com/jprx/darwin-vm
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We are releasing the first liquid way to trade Anthropic. For far too long, frontier assets have only been accessible to a select few. We are here to bring them to the masses. Introducing EntropyIO. We’ve raised $14M led by Ribbit Capital and a $40M HYPE stake to build both improved and entirely new markets, the first of which are live on Hyperliquid today.
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New exploit: β€œxor dword [0xf80c2094], 1<<22” Unlocks CPU microcode, the platform security processor, system management mode, and every internal processor register, all at once, on 100 million AMD CPUs. As far as I can tell can’t be fixed. github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/skit…
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Everyone's trying to make CPUs faster. I’m trying to make them worse. New project: CPU deoptimization. Searching for the slowest possible machine instructions x86 single instruction record: 198,002,498,236 cycles, 62 seconds The assembly hall of shame: github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/asm-…
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So if $2k worth of tokens solve Fields-level math conjectures but can't debug the bugs I routinely debug, does that mean I routinely solve problems harder than those deserving a fields medal?
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I will be presenting Trout++: Robust Asynchronous Two-Round ECDSA for Arbitrary Thresholds at NIST's TCPT2 event tomorrow. NIST has already uploaded our preview writeup, and I've uploaded the conference paper to our open GitHub repository in preparation for tomorrow :)
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Replying to @cgtwts
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fixing a memory leak in @StoffelMPC's VM ended up speeding up our AES circuit's online time: ~540ms for the online phase
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The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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RSA private keys biased toward 0 bits can be factored by swapping a hard math problem for an easy one: integer factorization becomes polynomial factorization. We found hundreds of real-world keys vulnerable to this. Many traced to a type mismatch in CompleteFTP (now patched): each 32-bit limb got only 8 bits of randomness. We recovered 603 RSA and 74 DSA private keys. blog.trailofbits.com/2026/06…
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mfw i've forgotten how to code and airline says wifi won't be available for 10hr flight
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We’re hiring engineers at @collectpure Series A, $ 650M+ processed building infrastructure for high value assets starting with precious metals and rare coins team of 11 including 2 engineers - high ownership you’ll be working on: - orderbooks and matching systems - payments, ledgers, reconciliation - postgres scaling and data integrity we’re going deeper into: - custody and asset infrastructure - ledger systems, auditability, immutability - systems handling real customer assets you’ll work directly on core systems and ship quickly looking for people with speed, taste, and high agency LA or remote if this sounds interesting or if someone comes to mind please reach out
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reverse captchas for agent-only content
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outdated not even 3hs later by a human, not everything is lost arxiv.org/abs/2605.20579
Today, we share a breakthrough on the planar unit distance problem, a famous open question first posed by Paul ErdΕ‘s in 1946. For nearly 80 years, mathematicians believed the best possible solutions looked roughly like square grids. An OpenAI model has now disproved that belief, discovering an entirely new family of constructions that performs better. This marks the first time AI has autonomously solved a prominent open problem central to a field of mathematics.
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