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alondra

@gansosalvajes_

we must stay silly in these trying times. 8 hierbas enjoyer.

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Joined March 2026
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respétame porque yo nunca me he reído de ti. respétame y déjate de reír de mí porque yo no soy el hazmerreír de nadie Concha De Tu Madre
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uno k@ioneenknowuNov 4
I love instagram
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Just because you charquican, doesn't mean you charquishould
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Dios nos ha escuchado 😭
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Is.... Is it happening?? Finally?? The bubble is popping??
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Pensando en esa foto de Austin Abrams con la polera verde #ovulando
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Go ahead and kill me Can’t get much stronger
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🌙 RAM@NOWATCHDOG22h
resident evil the sequel should be michelle doing a johnwickesque revenge plot on umbrella with intermittent shots of bryan smiling under linen bedsheets or in a field of flowers or some shit
Jojo 🐳 (@JojoHodukavich) profile pictureJojo 🐳@JojoHodukavichNov 5
michelle going through her phone and finding videos of bryan from around the time they first started dating and she finds this
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YO TENGO UNA FOTO ASÍ CON MI GUATONA SJDHGF
🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭 (@Ard_en6) profile picture🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭@Ard_en6Nov 5
GF wasn't amused
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LUIS DANIEL POR SI TE MUERES DE GANAS DE REGALARME ALGUNA GÜEÁ
Descuentos Rata 🐭 (@DescuentosRata) profile pictureDescuentos Rata 🐭
@DescuentosRataNov 4
🧸 Peluche de rata guatona a $4.350 en AliExpress. Link directo 🔗 rata.link/o/51848
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Mica 🌻@micabellanteNov 4
La historia que publico / lo que me responde mi mamá
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Se me había olvidado que el segundo capítulo de Abogada Woo Young Woo era lésbico, lindas pexoxas 😭
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she’s learning the wonders of chewing on cardboard
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nooooooo!!! snoopy don't go to raccoon city it's not safe for you !!!!!
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anon.@thareaalthingNov 4
hell she should have been 2pac
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@DiscussingFilmNov 4
Cynthia Erivo has been cast as Tupac's mom in the Snoop Dogg biopic. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
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Dahi ✨@holasoydahiaNov 4
Amigo tenés una gorra de los yankees, una corbata de lunares y un pantalón a rayas.. es como si Tommy Shelby tuviese un hijo con Adam Sandler
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“No entiendo cómo las mujeres eligen al hombre que se viste deportivo y al que sabe vestirse lo dejan de lado, no le dan bola”, se quejó un joven en redes.
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caí en la propaganda peonías wnnnn nunca las había visto abiertas y son realmente más bellas que un repollo
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Let umbrella corp do my gender reassignment surgery i asked for dick and testicles they gave me dick and tentacles
Umbrella Corp. Official (@UmbCorOfficial) profile pictureUmbrella Corp. Official@UmbCorOfficialNov 4
After last night, it's woke 3.0. We do sex changes now.
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disparos unidos convirtiéndose en pronombres unidos mientras aquí tenemos a fascistron3000 y turbonazi 3.0 a las puertas del congreso naaaa me niego
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i could fit all three inside btw
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@HasanabiProdNov 4
The first Muslim mayor in NYC history and now the first Muslim senator in American history. Suck it haters
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yo: bueno quien me quita lo bailado el gobierno: sabes que justo acabamos de sacar una ley para quitarte lo bailado
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