If you’re still wearing a mask, fine. I think it’s a little weird but it’s your choice. If you’re still wearing a mask WRONG, fuck you a thousand ways.
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me, having done nothing productive all day and about 3 hours into a binge watching session, just missing the window to tap the skip intro button: oh no
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No. This is not a serious question.
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Honestly all the cool people are on a plane to Missouri. Fled to somewhere better, but still grounded. Chef’s kiss.
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Ate all my sweet potato fries and was sad, but then I remembered there were more in the oven! Win!
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Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Just heard Kyrsten Sinema’s negotiating style described as “tough.” We would accept “atypical,” “nonstandard,” or “characteristic,” as reasonably neutral descriptors. “Myopic,” “frustrating,” and “performative,” are more accurate.
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Recruiter: omg love your background do you have time for a quick chat?
Me: what’s the harm? takes the call
Recruiter, by email, days later: thanks so much for your interest but we’re looking for someone with more experience
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Currently bringing me joy: a 30oz insulated tumbler—so large I must drink from it using both hands, like a toddler—bought at Target for $2.99.
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