Gena Showalter

Even the God of Ruin and Madness has a search history. Kingdom of Yesterday: amzn.to/4cjLNZY

Thomas is getting fixed today. To pay for his surgery, he's on the hunt for a job. For a short time only, his rate is the bargain price of 1 million dollars a minute.

Cat biscuits are one of my favorite things in the world, and I just got a dozen. 💕

Guys, I don’t mean to brag but Veronica Roth really likes my work and wants to help me attract more readers with a book package that fits my needs. I also got offers of help from Susan Mallery, Sadie Robertson (three times!) and so many more! ♥️

It’s called brainstorming, Gena. —Macaroni Showalter

When ⁦⁦@elonmusk⁩ needs your financial advice. Happy to help!

Have you ever read a book and felt like the author somehow channeled you?

Today’s writing mistake. I wrote: “Their eyes bright red glowed.” I looked at it knowing something was wrong lol Finally realized I’d put the words in the wrong order.

A clip from a Q and A about writing monsters: patreon.com/posts/october-20…

Check out TWELVE GRAVES OF CHRISTMAS audio book! rbmediaglobal.com/audiobook/…

KINGDOM OF TOMORROW is here! instagram.com/reel/DOuYJquD_…

It’s my 50th birthday! It’s also my book’s birthday! Best gift ever? Snag a copy of KINGDOM OF TOMORROW today and tell the world what you think! amzn.to/4dWd2cl #KingdomOfTomorrow #romantasy #BookOfArden @amazonpublishing @the.knight.agency

My granddaughter asked for “cold toast.” (A piece of bread 😂)

“This throne is mine now.” —Macaroni Showalter

Dear Diary, Human was late with breakfast again. I prepared my usual face-meow assault, but then—what’s this? A fluttery beast nesting in her hair. Clearly a threat. I entered full predator mode. Saved her life. Got breakfast 6 minutes late. No thank you. Just kibble. Unfair!