@geofoid

I just want to poast and be free

Joined March 2026
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Wait I didn't watch it but WHAT
adri ♡
@socialistadriOct 23
Hasan Piker found out that the Cat in the Hat costume episode from H3H3 wasn't filmed last Halloween 2025; THIS WAS FILMED ONLY TWO MONTHS AGO. HASAN'S REACTION TO EVERYTHING HE WAS WITNESSING ON HIS SCREEN WAS SO FUNNY
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It has to be a thruple costume bc you need thing 1, thing 2, and the rat in the hat
muskawo@muskawoOct 23
i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re “hila and ethan klein’s divorce?”
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Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder5Jun 11
You can tell Ethan Klein genuinely thinks he deserves to live
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𝐙@UltimateBoricuaOct 23
Going to Israel to heal from your husband's infidelity is hilarious
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Hamas Al Qassam Brigades x Lana Del Rey edit
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dude it's a buddhist symbol it means heil hitler
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John dies is back
Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc@JasonKParginSep 23
There is an EXCLUSIVE excerpt from the audiobook of THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs up on YouTube, it's from the prologue which does not mention giant crabs at all: youtu.be/d6wZlibR-ZM

EXCLUSIVE Excerpt from THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS I THIS NOVEL: A Novel...

The next book in the John Dies at the End series is out November 3,...

youtube.com
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Typa shit I send to my mans and say "us"
ouba@oubagakuOct 19
I will never have this
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Me as a parent
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucreOct 18
🔥🚨LATEST: This rave where mothers took their toddlers to party is going viral for how successful the event was.
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This made me burst out laughing and then my girl asked me what I found so funny and in my infinite wisdom I actually showed her
Allison Burgers
@luckiL33Oct 18
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Quite literally can be
𝓜@honeymunesOct 17
it quite literally can’t be that good
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I just asked my brother if this meant "bacon with cheese"
soapy hadid@soapyhadidOct 17
I can’t believe I have to walk around knowing Elizabeth Holmes’ last meal before prison was a smoothie and a BWC
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StatikSpark🎱@statksparkOct 17
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Eyup Lovely
@eyuplovely2 Sep 2024
Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside Auschwitz
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"that stripper doesn't love you bro" ok she did actually but what does that say about me idk
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Hayden
@the_transit_guyOct 3
“I’ll take a government handout over socialism”
Sassafrass84
@Sassafrass_84Oct 3
I’ll take $5,000 dollars over socialism. It’s not a hard choice. Vote RED!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Opposing socialism on ideological grounds while simultaneously advocating for government-issued "free money" represents a contradiction, as state-funded monetary benefits are a form of public resource distribution rather than free-market capitalism. britannica.com/money/socialism
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Bro this is actually genius and might have just gotten me out of my sad bitch mood
vio@ErogetismOct 3
if u have adhd or ur depressed and your room stresses you out cus its messy or u dont know how to start, get 3 bags; for clean clothes, dirty clothes, & stuff out of place. go around ur room and just put the big stuff / stuff that really bothers you to see in the right bag. it
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Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave
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Fired and hung immediately
best day of the year in 3 days btw@justMizuyukiOct 3
what the actual fuck
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I am flabbergasted I babysat children and had a good time
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