WOKE UP TODAY AND REALISED I LITERALLY RELEASED MY DEBUT ALBUM LAST NIGHT WTFFFFFFFFF If you like Magdalena Bay // Grimes // Madeon // Gorillaz this may be your thing. I'd love if you gave it a listen <3 open.spotify.com/album/6VXCT…

Never asking myself 'I wonder what Elias Pettersson has improved on this season?' again

Elias Pettersson's top speed has gone from being in the top 30% in the NHL last season to the bottom 30% this season if anyone was wondering

When are NHL captains going to stop abandoning their teams? I wrote about Brady Tkachuk and the trend of team traitors on my Substack geocollins.substack.com/p/br…

Did no one at this organisation think this gave a little.. yknow?

Got bored, started remixing Madison Beer

Why am I voluntarily making myself sound like a fucking loser

I just learned he studies linear algebra for fun and it reminded me that when I was working in esports I bought a complex analysis textbook and the published Feynman lectures because I missed studying math after dropping out of my physics masters degree

I never thought the day would come that I would make a case for the Edmonton Oilers winning the Stanley Cup and yet here we are youtube.com/watch?v=X7-e3s1a…

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Sending this to the Chargers as my resume for the offensive coordinator job