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Semi-pro gambler. Amateur podcaster. #HereWeGo . Swamp Thing. 1/2 @tableitpodcast dropping NFL betting knowledge every Wednesday

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Joined June 2011
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The Cowboys
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An Italian Ravens QB
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Goodell is gonna throw Jacobs directly into hell through the hole in his office today
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RIP captain Picard
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what the fuck are Arizona and Dallas doing in the morning frame this Sunday?
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xoxo Steelers
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Jay Z names Jay Z the headliner of the Jay Z big game halftime show
🤖 Made with AI
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Nvm the titans are the dumbest organization ever
Tony Pollard hat trick lol
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Tony Pollard hat trick lol
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Aaron Rodgers European wife has gotta be at this game right?
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Yea I’m sure the digital slot machine isn’t directly programmed to fuck me
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Homeless guy sleeps on the road when he could he out bothering everyone growing shareholder value
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Saw a guy with a half dodgers half Yankees hat he is a terrorist
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A Trump slot machine would go so hard
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The mafia would never have charged me $15 to use the ATM for more money I will lose in their casino
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car insurance companies watching the roadster demo
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Wait hold up that Tesla car actually did that?
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The Alberta Referendum voting stations with How To Vote signs in 14 languages tells ya a lot
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The booker for State Farm Arena watching the Atlanta Dream get the job done
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