what are we even talking about?

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ask jeeves sold to a parent company and rebranded "ask . com" in 2006. shortly after, in 2007, they ran a tv ad campaign called "instant getifaction". the literal moment I first saw that ad, the term "getify" came to mind, and I immediately picked my company name and nickname.
I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.
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make passkeys required. that'll lock out all agents.
BREAKING: JPMorgan, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, & other major banks have reportedly detected unauthorized AI agents operating inside customer accounts.
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easiest way to almost completely block AI agents: make passkeys required.
BREAKING: JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley are scrambling after detecting unauthorized AI agents accessing customer bank accounts, contacting call centers, and reportedly attempting actions WITHOUT instructions from account holders, according to Axios.
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and if you REALLY want to unify all this... no matter how far out you count, you'll have counted an odd number of numbers (0 is 1 + even pairs), and THAT odd number won't have been enumerated in your counting yet, so... that odd number balances out with the even 0. Q.E.D.
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Replying to @RandomSprint
i mean, if you consider 0 as even... it's the only number that doesn't have an opposite parity pair (-1 vs 1, -3 vs 3, etc), so... it's by itself. so in that way, there is always 1 more even than the odds, no matter how far out you count.
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I mean... have you personally looked at all your random private keys? how many of you are confident your private key isn't some value like 4 or 57 (with a bunch of leading 0s).
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imagine this type of result holds. it will mean that most of the votes "for" talarico were actually just "against" paxton. amazing. I think I'd like that outcome MORE than just "for talarico".
TEXAS STATEWIDE ELECTION ODDS: Senate: 🟦 James Talarico: 68% 🟥 Ken Paxton: 32% Governor: 🟥 Greg Abbott: 64% 🟦 Gina Hinojosa: 36%
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I guess now is a good time to mention that I have patented the rsa key with value 5 so... don't go getting any cute ideas.
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kinda like how every hacker and security researcher was doing the super trivial/obvious check of... "is the private key a simple small number like 4"?
Lo que más me da risa de Ready Player One es que planteen que el súper secreto para obtener la primera llave, que nadie había encontrado en AÑOS, sea ir en reversa en la carrera, porque me pongo a pensarlo y siento que es lo primero que habría hecho la gente
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everyone clowns on it but security through obscurity sure made "4" last a while
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really elite sports scheduling that the NBA starts just in time for me to not have to watch any more baseball.
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monkey island
What’s a dead video game franchise that deserves a comeback?
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how many of the polls leading up to this midterm have been fabricated by AI?
JUST IN: U.S. polling firm Wedgewood Polls admits to completely fabricating election polling data ahead of the 2026 midterms.
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i wonder how many republican households in texas who got that lgbt flyer ironically found an interested recipient?
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reminder: 4 is no more or less of a random number (and thus no weaker or stronger) than any other 200 digit long number. those keys weren't found/exploited for nearly 1.5 years. suggests 4 was actually a pretty genius private key value. up until today, that is. never again.
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o/u on when google maps does this rename?
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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days since I wrote my last console.log("here"): 0
one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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Every parent should be concerned about this paid actress
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Replying to @Licatacs
I paid the tax when I bought the house/car. The local government artificially raises the value of my home every 5 years so they can gouge more tax out of me at gunpoint.
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Replying to @Licatacs
It is that this is tied to property value. The value of which can swing wildly. If you’ve done any retirement planning you don’t plan for your home doubling in value in 5 years (mine did) especaiily since a 600k home doesn’t consume 20% more resources than a $500k home.
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