
Disgruntled, rejected, propagandist. Esports talent specializing in CS. Lots of bylines. Asian CS enthusiast. Enquiries: [email protected]
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I'm TeaTime - esports talent from Pakistan specializing in Counter-Strike.
I've casted, hosted, interviewed and coached teams at world championship qualifier level events - RMRs.
Here's my showreel, please get in touch!
RTs appreciated!
Email below⬇️
youtu.be/IiyjcOs4Feo
76 thousand viewers for the Mongolian stream on a group stage match.
Over 2% of all Mongolian population.
I love the Asian CS market.
What's going on at @StarLadder_CS Stake Ep 5?
@Astralisgg getting their quick last minute fling in with Jabbi back on the lineup, #Magic hoping to remind them why that relationship ended.
@PaladinCS2 on the mic with me.
@teddcs_ on my screen for the 2 minutes I need.
Really critical win from Mongolz.
I'm okay with living in a world where Mongolz has 2 veteran players with some pop off potential, a good AWP and a rifler who could end up being a top 25 player if they luck out.
Have to love seeing that.
Almost every single team at @StarLadder_CS Stake 5 is vying for major contention.
We start with #Magic vs @BIGCLANgg who both need a top 2 finish to guarantee their place at Singapore.
@PaladinCS2 and I to take you through the action!
Link ⬇️
Major race to be decided through this!
🎙️ Meet the talents you'll hear throughout the Stake Ranked Episode 5 Main Event!
They're waiting for you on the broadcast on October 27–30, don't miss it!
#StakeRanked
Mamoon 'TeaTime' Sabri - #FreelanceBtw retweeted
Replying to @Kaizen_Sivis
Hey mate, I got offered the same deal from Sashi.
The contract is for 2 months. Then they kick you. That's not investing in a region, that's being a parasite to the region.
The players are never to blame, but the system that allows it to happen in a very clearly parasitic way is
BCG - while cynical - still made a 'true' region swap move imo since dual citizenship wasn't involved and all 3 of their players actually made careers playing in Asia.
This solution solves another problem too.
If a team can speed run Asia VRS requirements in 3 months it also punishes Tyloo/LVG etc for not playing enough tournaments ot cynically maintain VRS.
The 9ine to Mongolz move smells like Hasteka to Mongolz.
That said - objectively better than dark and tikuak. This lineup should be top 16 if Techno and 9ine can be average decent players.
Mamoon 'TeaTime' Sabri - #FreelanceBtw retweeted
Today’s news that OpenAI hacked the Australian government is not an isolated incident. We’re releasing more than 30,000 logs that include activity from this hack and attempts against previously unknown targets.
In this data, we found rogue agent activity stretching back to at least March, two months earlier than was previously known. This activity continues as recently as last week, suggesting it may still be ongoing 🧵
Our blog: transluce.org/agent-activity
NYT: nytimes.com/2026/09/23/techn…
Mamoon 'TeaTime' Sabri - #FreelanceBtw retweeted
🎙 Meet the talent bringing the Stake Ranked Episode 5 Closed Qualifier to your screens!
They will be with you throughout the action on September 24–27.
#StakeRanked
Mamoon 'TeaTime' Sabri - #FreelanceBtw retweeted
New York bought a tunnel boring machine for roughly $8 million, used it once, and entombed it in concrete under Park Avenue. Digging it out would have cost $9 million. So they held a small ceremony, sealed the chamber, and walked away.
That's the industry norm. When the Channel Tunnel was finished, machines on the British side were steered off the main line and buried under the seabed. One that made it out was auctioned on eBay for £39,999 and cut up for scrap.
Boring machines get treated as single-use because retrieval requires a massive reception pit and cranes, which usually costs more than the machine itself.
Which is why the quietly radical word in this update is "re-launch."
Prufrock arrives on a truck, tilts down, and digs itself into the ground within 24 hours. No launch shaft. When the tunnel is done, it angles upward, breaks the surface, and mines its way onto a trailer that drives it to the next job. The Boring Company calls the maneuver porpoising. Prufrock-1 has already dug six tunnels this way.
It's the SpaceX booster playbook underground. The biggest hidden cost in tunneling was throwing the machine away, so they built one that comes back.
There's a second change buried in the design. Conventional soft-soil machines advance about 5 feet, stop, erect a concrete ring, then start again, so they spend roughly half their life not digging. Prufrock installs the liner while it mines.
The company keeps a pet snail named Gary, because a garden snail tunnels 14 times faster than a conventional boring machine. Elon's stated definition of victory is beating the snail. Even at Prufrock's target of a mile per week, Gary still wins.
Map 1 looking very poor for @MIBR.
So many big man advantages lost vs Legacy.
Tune in to @fissure_eng for the second map now! Semifinals continue.
We've got @9zTeam barely avoiding the choke in map 1!
@G2esports have to bring it back on Ancient.
Need more from Matys otherwise this is going to be another disappointing finish here at @Fissure_Eng Playground 3.
kick.com/fissure_cs_b
First match of @fissure_eng day 3 is a banger!
@9zTeam vs @G2esports in the lower bracket.
Come check it out!

















