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Joined May 2013
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We are SO excited to share with you the concept art for our next @Makeship collaboration! If you hadn't guessed who it is already from our last few teasers ... ๐Ÿฅ It's the Strawberry Milkshake T-Rex! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฆ– Meet our newest soon to be Plushie, Wilfred! โ˜บ๏ธ
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MY SMALL BUSINESS IS RUINED
screen recording my tiktok feed for americans: $20 per minute. $40 if they're funny. serious offers only โค๏ธ
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omg yall weโ€™re cooked
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my kid wrote me a note, I donโ€™t understand it but everyone else in my house is laughing at it
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peak masculinity is when my husband walked into my room when I was mid playing marvel rivals, curled his tall self in my lap crying, and through the weeping uttered "they killed my horse in red dead redemption 2"
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people who hate flashbang have never ever consistently run it. without exhaustion it's a 50/50. commit too early and killer hears footsteps/sees you, hits you, now it's a snowball. commit even half a second too late and you miss the save cuz they spin away.
So last week I was told that "Flashbangs are unavoidable" and today I had quite a few FLASHBANG and sabo squads when I played killer. Did I mald? No Did I get frustrated? No Did a couple of saves happen? About 3 or so across 12 trials. How many attempts were made? COUNTLESS
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I think itโ€™s vitality important if BHVR really wants to see their game surge with the fnaf DLC, they need to do some major health updates to the game The constant frame drops and game crashes would drive away anyone
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you people spend one day on a chinese app and the attractive people on there are already having to tell you to stop harassing them
Enough of the raw comments ๐Ÿ˜ญ yโ€™all are scaring him ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Ohhhh this hallway is spookyโ€ฆ I hope no one kills me and my big buttโ€ฆ
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Leon Kennedy dancing to Hatsune Miku is finally real
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dbd makeup
first try at drag makeup ๐Ÿ™„
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you donโ€™t have to make a long post apologizing for liking coraline or the sandman, you just have to agree to attack neil gaiman with a hammer on sight from here on.
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Neil Gaiman shit is WAY worse than I thought a couple months ago and that was already pretty fucking bad Jesus Christ.
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I think it's pretty enraging that some people read the neil gaiman article and are not mostly enraged by the person who is raping people in it
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Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist and a child groomer and some of y'all are more concerned with virtue signalling about how you 'never liked his work anyways' or with fretting over how this is gonna affect your favourite tv show... for the love of god, get some perspective.
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