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she/her ✨ i'm (dial up internet sounds) years old ✨ STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME✨

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Joined June 2011
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lmaooooooo ahhhhh
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ao3 being down has people so desperate they’re fantasizing about HAL JORDAN having the money to buy your groceries now
hal jordan and you in your little apartment when he arrives after buying the groceries
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There's a reason Hesychast and Zen monks keeps gardens and why on occasion some would even become warriors. A study of the metaphysical only makes sense when you're still grounded to reality, otherwise you become an insufferable perpetually online dud.
Still thinking about that philosophy student who became a mason because she was bored
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if theyre gonna reboot Bond can we at least go back to fun bond where they got a Bond girl named like Easter Basket or sm shit
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Executive dysfunction is so stupid. “Sorry the place is a mess–I’m being prevented from cleaning by powerful, unseen forces”
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This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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During bedtime tonight she said "and tomorrow for lunch I will have cinnamon rolls" I told her that, regretfully, we don't have cinnamon rolls. She leans in and whispers sweetly "then you'll buy them"
My 3yo cannot understand why, after promising to buy her oranges, I am not doing it asap. "but you can drive in your car!!!" It must be frustrating to be a tiny child with this all powerful being in charge who can go wherever they want whenever they want, and just chooses not to
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IT WAS THE SAME NIGHT???
Must-See TV was really Must-See TV-ing that night.
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*flirting w someone* aww ur so sweet, such a good... *checks pronouns in bio* you're such a good soundcloud/com
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"If we keep punishing people for accidentally arriving somewhere somebody else has already been, eventually we’re going to frighten the creativity out of everyone." purr agree
Robbie Williams defends Olivia Rodrigo after she was accused of copying his song “Candy” with “take me home (4 christmas)”: “Artists deserve to be protected. But there’s a difference between protecting your work and treating every vaguely familiar sequence of notes as a winning lottery ticket. It sounds to me as though she may have accidentally stumbled across a musical echo of mine in one of her new songs. And do you know what? I couldn’t care less. I don’t know whether there’s technically a publishing issue, a copyright issue, or no issue whatsoever. And I don’t want to know. I’m not going after her. Because I think at some point, some f**king sanity has to prevail […] We all stand on the shoulders of people who came before us. Sometimes consciously. Sometimes without even knowing it. That’s how music works. If we keep punishing people for accidentally arriving somewhere somebody else has already been, eventually we’re going to frighten the creativity out of everyone.”
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peter getting them into situations where he presses any part of his thighs or ass onto wade's cock just to hear the hitched breath or the desperate, second-long whimper from the larger man. quick enough to have plausible deniability, long enough to distract.
i wanna hear how desperate and needy he gets while i grind against his bulge
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Instead of making this conversation about his wife, we should instead be talking about how much of a liability men in positions of power are if their businesses can be so easily compromised by an attractive woman, but yall clearly aren't ready for that conversation.
I don’t condone cheating, but the Jensen Huang situation is a reminder that women need to looksmax too. His wife literally looks like could be his grandma Men are expected to make money, stay jacked, and look good forever. Women can’t just stop trying once they get the ring or you will force the man to upgrade!
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"I want Chinese models to take down the proprietary AI industry" *monkey's paw curls*
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Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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Opinions from anyone claiming to be an OTW volunteer do not represent the opinions, policies, etc. of the OTW or AO3. The OTW strives to be an inclusive and welcoming space for all fans and does not condone behavior that violates the OTW Code of Conduct: otw.org/code-conduct/.
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The most expensive piece of ass since Helen of Troy.
BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
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9/11 today... i'm thinking of U american oomfs...😢😢
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This is the stuff that ends up in textbooks in a few decades and people look at them for the comical level of evil that they are
BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Sarah McBride just flipped the script and left MAGA Rep. Keith Self speechless after he intentionally misgendered her. This is amazing.
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I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. This interview is going to make his most loyal followers rip their butthole hairs out LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAAOOAAOOAAO
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