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Oh my days. Santi Cazorla fan account. Probably tweeting about basketball, soccer, movies, or film/TV scores.

Chicago
Joined December 2012
MIDWEST UNTIL I DIE AND EVEN AFTER
You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you
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The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they briefly experienced a world not entirely controlled by the stupidest people to have ever lived.
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Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas
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checking up on the midterms
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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checking the latest polls
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Gonna miss Ernie Johnson on Inside the NBA
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Incredible! A heroic finishing touch to one of the dumbest leadership seasons in professional sports history. They’ve had like 12 major decisions in 2026 and somehow went 0 for 12. People want to like this league!
Game 6 of 2026 WNBA Finals to Be Played at State Farm Arena on Thursday, October 29 at 12:30 P.M. ET
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One of the best scenes from my childhood RIP Mike Ditka
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New United Center Bulls Win tradition: “Drive home safely, Chicago. BEEP BEEP.”
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I did NOT know iCarly was like that 😂😂😂
Can we talk about that time iCarly spoofed a scene from The Wire
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This is bigger step forward for soccer culture in America than beating winning a knockout game
#nycfc fans being held back and tased by police for trying to rush and throw bottles at the #RBNY subway escort
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History is usually written by the victory except America is so deeply racist we let the south write the history of the Civil War and recast Grant, a total machine who wrecked their shit, as a bloodthirsty drunk. Bullshit.
Replying to @startkyIeorton
US Grant whew
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Damn. He was 90% of the way there
Gill: There’s something wrong in the country right now. Wages are not keeping up with inflation. Rents are way too high… it's these left wing ideologies that have created the problems in the first place.
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True story
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YYESSSSS YES YES YES YES YESSSSS
JUST IN🚨: Colombia bans all new oil and mining in its Amazon rain-forest. The protected area is the size of Sweden and covers 42% of the country.
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yeah ai political ads have to be banned immediately or we have to take away the right to vote for people over the age of 50. its one of the two
BREAKING: Older voters in Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District admit to being tricked by AI-generated ads falsely depicting Thomas Massie in a “throuple” with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar, with the ads influencing their vote, per exit poll.
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No one wants to admit it but humans are the cause behind another mass extinction event on Earth, and it's already been happening
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