IVE on the gym radio… didn’t realize this place was run by 🚬

me: *wearing red, white, and blue to the gym* “USA! USA!” wj: “you’re gonna get stabbed” me: “it’s ok, it’s the same colors for the UK” wj: “more reason to stab you”

got a new phone and needed to empty my drafts soz

5’11” and below: short king 6’0”: 🥱 6’1” - 6’3”: chaotic evil 6’4”: demure, mindful 6’5” and above: unnecessary, doing too much i will not elaborate further

hate when youtubers capitalize random words in the title because i don’t want them to think i’m watching because of clickbait

are brazilians meant to be haunted by Senhora do Destino for the rest of our lives?

hilarious that twitter bot farms think a bunch of random accounts following me in relatively quick succession using a first and last name is more plausible than ones named something like “choke me daddy” or “fart”. anyway i will not be manipulated for election interference again.

JUSTICE FOR PUSHING DAISIES

british people popped off with the word “faff”